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Musketeers Wenchnet Sexy Sundays part II

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MalcolmTuckersMistress · 01/03/2014 09:50

WENCHES COME HITHER! We have made it to part two. No banning nor messages deleted. Let's try and keep it going!

The rules are:

SHARE THEM
PLEASE RINSE AND RETURN THEM
ALL DAMAGES ARE TO BE PAID FOR
LEAVE THEM IN THE CONDITION THEY WERE WHEN YOU FOUND THEM

Anyone who has been found to disregard these rules will be relegated to King Louis' plaything. And let's be honest, he wouldn't know what the hell to do with a Wenches Purse.

Please take heed upon these warnings. Your cooperation is much appreciated.

Madame Tucker's Mistress.

Link to part one

(Let's Finnish them off in there first ooooh eeeer!)

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LetUsPrey · 04/03/2014 22:26

I tried to help with the photos app mobile site thingymabob issue

DrinkFeckArseGirls · 04/03/2014 22:28

But I posted OTHER IMPORTANT QUESTIONS/ STATEMENTS!

MalcolmTuckersMistress · 04/03/2014 22:28

Oh Hannah. I'd do both with greatest pleasure! I know I don't fancy the King and I'm not sure Cardinal's Beefy Monster Munch would be the finest of savoury snacks. But, hey, you only live once and five minutes of snogging (I promise to rinse first!) afterwards as a reward would be an added boner. I mean BONUS.

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MalcolmTuckersMistress · 04/03/2014 22:29

Drink...I'm feeling generous tonight. Would you like the Cardinal?

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DrinkFeckArseGirls · 04/03/2014 22:29

What? Is there a reward? Kissing Aramis? Hmm

I was going to do it for the lolz.

DrinkFeckArseGirls · 04/03/2014 22:30

Always Smile

MalcolmTuckersMistress · 04/03/2014 22:30

I have to add, the 6 images thing that looks like you lose a life each time amuses me!

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MalcolmTuckersMistress · 04/03/2014 22:31

HAHAHA WELL YOU CANT FUCKING HAVE HIM. I WAS ONLY JOKING!

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HannahHorvath · 04/03/2014 22:34

Well I didn't even want any shitty photo upload option

Stop being such stingy tight arses and empty your loads before midnight!

DrinkFeckArseGirls · 04/03/2014 22:37

Oh no?!

Bwahahahaha, it's good then that his is here slipping on Prosecco finest champagne as I'm about to disrobe him. He had a tough daySad surrounded by idiotsAngry

MalcolmTuckersMistress · 04/03/2014 22:38

Not Athos but Tom Burke looking sexy.

Musketeers Wenchnet Sexy Sundays part II
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AtiaoftheJulii · 04/03/2014 22:43

I'm just a cute little puppy dog!

Musketeers Wenchnet Sexy Sundays part II
AtiaoftheJulii · 04/03/2014 22:43

You're making me nervous ....

Musketeers Wenchnet Sexy Sundays part II
HectorVector · 04/03/2014 22:45

I've linked to this already, but my first attempt at posting a picture.

Musketeers Wenchnet Sexy Sundays part II
DrinkFeckArseGirls · 04/03/2014 22:45

Who doed?

HectorVector · 04/03/2014 22:45

Ooohhhh it worked!

HectorVector · 04/03/2014 22:45

Yum!

DrinkFeckArseGirls · 04/03/2014 22:45

Who makes you nervous, I mean?

MalcolmTuckersMistress · 04/03/2014 22:47

Tom Burke. Eyes and voice. So fucking SEEEEEEXXXXXXY! And he is another who is going to get even better with age.

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AtiaoftheJulii · 04/03/2014 22:48

Er, that's him looking nervously at me approaching, hoping I'll be gentle with him ...

HannahHorvath · 04/03/2014 22:48

Nah! It really is the whole musketeery thing. Because while I can appreciate the beauty of Tom Burke, he doesn't make my lady erection happen pulse race.

I've recently noticed just how much I am swearing on this thread. I've always been a swearer. But what with the nature of the posts, it is easy to get carried away. I'm going to make a conscious effort henceforth to reduce my swears.

The danger is, eventually all posts will actually sound like Father Jack, and we will not understand each other.

HectorVector · 04/03/2014 22:48

Did you notice his dad was playing Father Duvall (sp) in the last episode?

HannahHorvath · 04/03/2014 22:50

That previous msg was with regard to the first beardless photo of Tom, posted by one Malcolm of Tucker's mistress.

HannahHorvath · 04/03/2014 22:52

Yes Hector. I was very sorry to see him stabbed. I really wanted a chance to get to know dfil

AtiaoftheJulii · 04/03/2014 22:52

Dartagnan says he's got just as much of a manly chest as the other three and he doesn't know why you laugh at him.

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