THE VOICE- 15/02 - the PENULTIMATE week of blind auditions.

[Raahh]

Yes- you read that correctly. There is still another week of auditions. They only see 100 acts! Even X Factor, with it's thousands of wannabes and ARENAS and everything didn't seem to drag on this long.

But, even though Curling is way more exciting than this- I WILL NOT be beaten.

To get you ready for the excitement ahead- here's the song list (of course we won't hear all of them. S'Tom probably won't actually be listening to any of them, and Bill Je Suis will be listening to the little people in his head).

Emily Adams
I’d Rather Go Blind by Etta James

John Rafferty
Country Roads by John Denver

Talia Smith
Hell On Heels by Pistol Annies

Buheiji
Dog Days Are Over by Florence + The Machine

Leanne and Natalie
My Man Music by Stooshe

Shenton Dixon
Ain’t No Stopping Us Now by McFadden & Whitehead

Bizzi Dixon
Use Somebody by Kings Of Leon

Nathan Amzi
Gravity by Sara Bareilles

Kiki deVille
Stone Cold Sober by Paloma Faith

Callum Crowley
climax by Usher

Marc William
Whole Lotta Love by Led Zeppelin

Paul Raj
Fine China by Chris Brown

Amrick Channa
Pride (A Deeper Love) by C&C

Jazz Bates-Chambers
Crazy by Gnarls Barkley

Amelia O’Connell
The First Time I Ever Saw Your Face by Roberta Flack

Not sure if we have any returnees. But I have vodka- Valentine's day present from Dh. He knows me well.

She's been brought up by her mum from the beginning.

Her mother's hair?

Mum is chasing Jazz onstage with a broom 'Gerron, it's this or Hotter than my Daughter'

spud- that is my line of the show.

Arrgghhhh

The matching outfits!

Kill me now. Seriously.

Talking about laying off eye make up

Oh, she's SO PRETTY.
I had a Sindy with a crochet playsuit like that.

Why do they all say they wish they turned when they could have ?

Contrived and horrible

Her nose is being her mouth. How can you sing out of your nose like that???

I hate the pretendy Amy Winos. I didnt even like the original

Her Mum is one of those sorts that starts every conversation with 'a lot of people think we're sisters'

Bet that outfit gives her thrush

I don't think she knows who Rickaaaaay is
S'alright duck. None of us really do.

It's the most nasal performance I have heard since Ned the Nose sang 'I never promised you a nose garden'

But but but

She was Shitter than Shenton.

She soooo wanted Bill.

Rickaaay will be eaten alive . By her mother.

They're ALL shitter than Shenton.

They done Shenton wrong.

I don't think she was Shitter than Shenton
Nooooo.

Will this be the year of Tennis Dad style parents, instead of Nans?

I want a Shitter Than Shenton tee shirt.

Hahahaha, Pags

'alond wib de sumshime'?

pag you've cleared my nasal passages with that comment!

16? Hahahaha yeah right. 35 more like.

I thought she said 'Chippy show'

Does she cry because she's rubbish.

Oh bloody hell, a sob story.