Very strange clip of the morning

[NotQuiteCockney]

Here .

No scary penises.

Some Bonnie Tyler music.

Misuse of kitchen appliances. But not in a rude way.

bump?

I'm normally slavishly admiring of your sense of humour NQC, but I really didn't get the Dr Tran thing at all. I liked the Scandinavian weirdos though (do you think that was a real beard?).

Hmm, I'm feverish, so maybe that's why I find the Dr Tran thing funny? Well, they were mocking the Jackie Chan etc thing (particularly the East Asian bloke pretending to like Dr Tran) and all the action films.

I thought the Scandi blokes had real beards. I was watching the "percussion" more than the beards, though.

I liked the chest freezer door closing noise particularly.

Ha! You mean you were watching the bum cleavage don't you? I hardly noticed it myself.

The dildo song was funny too. Especially the token man trying to look thrilled about a butt plug.

Well, of course. There's nothing like some lovely tasty Scandihoovian butt cleavage ...