Celebrity Big Brother Thread 3 - I wouldn't want to be the cleaner in that house

[AnneEyhtMeyer]

Hope you don't mind me starting the next thread - the old one was dangerously close to full.

Get your eye bleach out ready for this evening!

Luisa would have nobody if jasmie went i dont think anybody else has much time for her, have not see her talk to anybody else much

Could someone explain 'Jim's backstory'?

He's a wife beater. He's an alcoholic. He hates women. I've seen him admit that in an interview too. And...he's a fucking Tory!

Jim Davidson is...

Racist
Homophobic
Misogynistic
Has links to various major criminals
Has beaten at least one of his ex wives
Refused to perform a show due to the number of disabled people in the audience
Is incredibly rude and takes no account as to who is in his audience my dad took us out of a panto he was performing in due to his language

All of which makes him a total prick!

And the Tory thing but I thought that was a given

Management of Celebrity Big Brother star Dappy had to pay bailiffs £6000 after they threatened to visit the TV house and serve him court papers, according to reports. The former N-Dubz star was declared bankrupt before Christmas. A source told The Sun: “His appearance on CBB has basically been winding up the creditors – so they were planning to go to the house and serve him with court papers.”

Did he get an A in maths???

Think it was a B in maths and an A in drama

oh god i would have LOVED to have seen the baliffs knock on the door poor dappy what with his multimillion trillion record sales

I think BB missed a trick with that one. They should have let the bailiffs in. Great tv!

Poor dappy how can they lose all their money so quickly

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Those poor ducks have been subjected to things that no one should be. First Dappy, now Lee… yuck.

oh god BB should burn those the men in chemical suits should come in with huge tongs

Jim is horrible I really do not like him. He says his type of humour, which I too see as racism, is 'cartoon humour. ..... but I don't get it!

i remember bernard manning claimed to have paki friends it makes them racist Jim shouldnt be telling jokes anymore , I wonder what he has on Lionel Blair though he has something he said something in the Diary room after being nommed by Lionel I am dying to know

Lyrics to Tarzan 2 from the pen of Dippy.

What did he get in English again.
(Oh and be sure to take note about lyrics about bankrupt stars and retiring early...)

[Verse 1]
So I hate when I talk to my boy from pen and he acts like cuz you forgotten me
I ain’t got time to shit let alone come check you blud
You know I’m hot property
I got property
Right now I’m in Europe fucking up shit
More than the economy
So when you land you know I got you properly

[Hook]
I bring my people through with, everything I
Do
You reckon me I pop wid’ you
Ahhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaa
You a snitchin’ little bitch and you love
Singin’ to the blues
Well this song wasn’t made for you
Ahhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaa
I’m coming
I’m coming
For you
Aaaahhaa
I’m coming
I’m coming
For you

[Verse 2]
Yo, fuck so good make a bitch wanna fight me
Wanna rolex ring Wiley
When I was a bum, no-one really liked me
Now its time someone went a got a new job for Tinie
I’m only playing
I’m just saying I’ll shit so hard I’m constipated
Overworked, underrated
Now my tings poppin’ off, no gun relation
Grind all day but I ain’t roller blading
All eyes on MOI, holla baby
No love for the ex, on that note T
Tell Kelly I’ve got that motivation
I beg, someone find Max online and let her know I wanna smash her from the back
If not Sarah Jane can come give me brain and put them big red lips on my sack!
I’ll be killin’ cause I’ll be getting bred
Hard doe, number 1?s all day on the chart show
So FUCK YOU and your 90 track mixtape
Thats a million bars of arsehole
My flows are wrecked and it opens legs
Its fly than a motherfucking jumbo jet
What a selfish bastard, no respect
You know Dapz, no regrets
I still roll through my hood and I wear my chain
F*ck a top boy Scorcher and Bashy can’t do the same
Real recognised, reaaaalll
How many albums have you sold today?
I ain’t saying that I'm Wayne or Kanye
But I’m living life on the runway
If your nang, I’ll be like ‘Welcome on board my brudda, say bye to gun play’
King of the jungle, hardest can be, I dare you to let your chick party with me
I’m Tarzan and I’m hung like a tree
Imagine if your new born pops out looking exactly like moi
Banter, but on the real get her on pampers because I’ll be on the tour bus getting pampered
I heard Simon Cowell thinks I’m a little wanker
An I’m getting on his tits like Cancer
And I don’t wanna start mentioning names (Fuck it)
Where they all now? There bankrupt!
Joe McElderry, oh what a stand up!
Alexandra, pull your socks up!
Where you hits at? You ain’t no winner!
I feel bad cause your voice is amazing but your careers getting raped by a Mason
That shit fucking upsets me, cause it don’t get me, try bring them near me
Coming round with your hands out, wanting a hand out, ahhhh thats too political
I don’t care about a Bentley, Gucci or a Fendi, mans living in a spaceship!
You got clapped by a, BANG!
Your girl got macked by a BANG!
That smooth criminal
I’m a product of my environment I ain’t sayin’ me and you are any different
I’m just planning an early retirement
I don’t mean surrey when I say I’m going Kingston
Every mans welcome to fly long distance
We be on the beach with Weed Man Winston! WINSTON!
Plus I’m the craziest ting out the United Kingdom

[Hook]

I saw Jim being interviewed about his politics once. They said

'What would be the first thing you would change if you were Prime Minister?'
'I'd get rid of public transport'
'Why? What about people that can't drive, or can't afford a car?'
'They can fucking walk.'

Because of Linda's constant whinging about Jim and trying to get people on side to agree with her, he's come across as the poor persecuted one. When he comes out it will no doubt just add to his misogynistic views- will be interesting to see the interviews he gives.

Seems to be a lot of support for him on Facebook and twitter. I hope he doesn't win but I think his chances have increased.

I hate to say it.... but I believe that's because some most men agree with him newest. Sobering thought.

Cartoon humour my arse, JD is racist. I'd like to see how long he'd lasted if he'd tried to pass off 'Chalkie White' as cartoon humour while Evander was still in there.

Catching up with the pole dancing episode, and it's almost made worse by the fact I'm watching at 3 in the afternoon. Ugh.

Ollie's face throughout was brilliant - and it was genuinely hilarious when Lee was licking the pole. The girls are all shouting and squealing, while Ollie says "oh he's licking the pole. That is truly disgusting. Think how many people have touched it." I am now fully in love with Ollie.

JD is coming off extremely well but I imagine that is the point, I am in my late 20s and was quite young when he was more mainstream so wouldn't have understood any of his racist etc views.
The only bad thing I have heard about him (prior to reading this and the other thread) was the child abuse allegations so I guess for younger generations he can sort of make himself popular again now that the allegations have been dealt with
I can't imagine he needs the money, I doubt he's rolling in it but sure he's comfortable
I bet he will have been coached on how to act and what to say

Anyone watching?

Evening All! Let's keep our fingers crossed for a PVC-free evening!

ooh, mind games, nice!

Hahaha! Did Ollie just say "I'd never have thought that" when Luisa said she had a very weak gag reflex?