Secrets of the living dolls!

[Lighthousekeeping]

It's got to me done!

this has to be the most freaky & bizarre thing I've ever seen!

Blimey this ain't no Phantom of the Opera is it....

No six dd's

Wonder what John's 6 daughters make of his alter ego?

Eyes are definitely a problem. They need to look into sunglasses too.

Think I'd freak out if I saw those two walking towards me in the park!

But like Jordan that 51yr old attention he says bloody hell

It's like a beautiful woman walking down the street?!?!?

Wow just upstaged a wedding

Something very ick about flaunting a fetish in front of his daughters. Very, very unnerving. These men have a very strange view of women.

Re dad's that's git to mess with their role modelling

How can they eat in a restaurant?

I'm sorry....they look like they're going to produce a 12 bore and rob a bank....

It looks like a form of escapism. But freaky escapism. I'm wondering how these people interact in real life. Does it beat getting drunk to be able to socialise?

You would think his girlfriend would wear something better than a vest and pj bottoms to be filmed, and do her hair!

Ooh, Phil and Claire have a surprise coming ...

It's like a horror film!

Saw the ad for this and it freaked me out, no way I can watch a whole programme.

Phil and Clare look terrified....with reason

... embarrassing social situation or what?

Errr... Ooh, not sure about that!

bloody hell, just turned over. WTF?

Poor Claire ....

Oh poor Clare!

Yes, Hermione - girlfriend isn't too bothered about her appearance!