X FACTOR- 23/11- It's the 'Best of X Factor' songs week

[Raahh]

Or 'shit- we are up against the Doctor Who 50th Anniversary thing- there really isn't any point, is there?' week.

Hannah Barrett – Hallelujah

Luke Friend – What Makes You Beautiful

Nicholas McDonald – The Climb

Rough Copy – Don’t Let Go

Sam Bailey – Bleeding Love

Tamera Foster – Impossible

You would have thought they would have picked Winners songs- but no. The Wandies didn't even win.

And where is the unforgettable 'Against all odds' by Steve Brookstein??

Wee Barra is deffo being groomed to be a Wee Joe McElderry.
Sausage is going to be terrible.

Let's hope Tamehra forgets her words again.

Off to buy a large bottle of wine

Jls r not forever .....pure lies !!!

Well, hardly 'JLS forever' . They're breaking up, the ungrateful bastards!

Aston's had a thatch job I reckon

Nothing Interesting To Report Maryz

Going out with a bang? Just hurry up an get in with it.

they are dragging this break up out!

well- that was shit

Do you think JLS haven't grasped that 'broken up' means Stop Singing Together

What's with Aston dangly earring ??

snice- I wanted him to sign my Biffy Clyro cd

Did Dermot just say ".... JLS maybe for the last time"
maybe????

Sadly maryz, nothing worth reporting transpired.

It was all very dull apart from Meh making a total fuck up of her song and forgetting the words again.

there was a bit less pleather Maryz

I'm bored of the wee Krankie. And Tamehra. I think Sausageroll is in trouble.

Meh was at train crash, and then the judges tried to pretend it was all ok. Except Gary who told her she was shit.

I thought Louis give her it for forgetting the words ?

The Duffers didn't wear skirts- that was notable.

The Duffers

Duff copy didn't wear skirts, but one tucked a hideous polo neck into his pants.

What has Swampy got stuck in his hair? He looks like he has got food crumbs in it.

Meh also had new hair. Tis like Samson- the less hair she has, the shitter she is.

Meh was so shit they couldn't find a bit where she didn't fuck up to put in the recap.

Missed last night. This review of it is like comedy gold though, the judges comments seem so disconnected from the performances. Which are pretty crap. Surely unless THE GANG and THE GRUNGE (sorry, new names) are in, it's all daft. All daft anyway of course.