X Factor- 9/11/2013- it's the return of BIG BAND WEEK!

[Raahh]

I am not ashamed to say I love Big Band week. The live orchestra always shows up the ones who have been carried along by a backing track

Here are the songs-

Abi Alton – That’s Life

Hannah Barrett – This Is A Man’s World

Luke Friend – Moondance

Nicholas McDonald – Dream A Little Dream

Rough Copy – Hit The Road Jack

Sam Bailey – New York New York

Sam Callahan – Ain’t That A Kick In The Head

Tamera Foster – Cry Me A River

Needless to say, they aren't all exactly Big band tracks.

Where is 'Mack the Knife'?? Someone always does 'Mack the Knife'

and no Mickey Bubbles either,which makes me.

We have Robbie 'album to plug' Williams and Celine 'why sing one note when you can sing a dozen' Dion.

I need

Lots and lots of

Is he young? Really?
I think we should be told.

Sue

FUCK OFF with the baby buble shit!!

Is he drunk in that VT?

Is this big band?

Hitler Youth- good look

Ooh a samsung tablet what a coinsidence

Aw, he looks so young, bless his cotton socks.

This is the type of music Louis would put on a 16 year old kids album? Just proves Louis know absafuckinglutley nothing about what music kids buy.

He's like a little Nicholas Lyndhurst.

My money is on this one to win. The next Joe McEldry

HURRAH for the vaguely right-wing hair
and hark! can you hear that gentle, whispering, rushing sound? It's the sound of a nation's Tena failing to cope with the collective Nan-wee at Wee Jimmy.

This is supposed to be big band.
This ain't it.

Aww I quite like this

He's like a squashed head version of Leonardo DiCaprio. Which is hard, because he's a squashed version of himself as it is.

Baby Bublé needs to stop.

Crappy Connick Jr Jr is more like it.

How old is he?

Consistently shite, Bazza?
Do try to be more specific.

Bof.

How old is this boy??? He looks young !

Bof I just spat perfectly good wine out at Leonardo comment!

Oh FFS - Just FUCK OFF NICOLE!!!

God shitsingers gunna start

BoF that's surely the best description of Leo ever.
I hope one day you get the opportunity to march up to him and say

"You, sir. Look like a squashed version of yourself"

Bless wee Nicky, he can sing, but he's not a star :(