X Factor- 9/11/2013- it's the return of BIG BAND WEEK!

[Raahh]

I am not ashamed to say I love Big Band week. The live orchestra always shows up the ones who have been carried along by a backing track

Here are the songs-

Abi Alton – That’s Life

Hannah Barrett – This Is A Man’s World

Luke Friend – Moondance

Nicholas McDonald – Dream A Little Dream

Rough Copy – Hit The Road Jack

Sam Bailey – New York New York

Sam Callahan – Ain’t That A Kick In The Head

Tamera Foster – Cry Me A River

Needless to say, they aren't all exactly Big band tracks.

Where is 'Mack the Knife'?? Someone always does 'Mack the Knife'

and no Mickey Bubbles either,which makes me.

We have Robbie 'album to plug' Williams and Celine 'why sing one note when you can sing a dozen' Dion.

I need

Lots and lots of

Robbie does look absolutely abysmal.

And yes. Not good timing on the pretend military stuff.

He'll be back for the final, the utter wanker.
Singing with Wee Jimmy, I'd guess.

Well, you'd think it wasnt possible to look a bigger cunt than Robbie did but LouLou aced it.

knobber.

Hmm Guy chambers is back. Thought they'd had a bust up.

Ha hahahaha sue

Your on form tonight ;-)

Is Mrs Brown funny?

I'm not sure subway integrated catching fire into their advert very well there. Talk about shoehorning it in.

DS1 is looking forward to catching fire coming out though.

Mrs Brown. Utter garbage.

And a Robbis ad.

pmsl- he does King of the Swingers [apeface]

I haven't had any Christmas ads that break either maryz.

Don't get mrs brown at all

Arbitrary- we thought the large sandwich sponsoring the Hunger games was slightly odd too

Mrs Brown is powerfully unfunny

My predictions upthread and I stand by them

I'd love Tamera to be in the sing off again. The judges are trying so hard to prevent it.

Mrs Brown is sinister wank.

Dermot just looks jaded & exhausted by the whole awful experience.

Please let Joan go bye bye

Luke is definitely a Zingzilla. He should duet with Apeface.

Isn't there a HateVote anymore? I missed the last couple of weeks.

Also snurked at the King of t'swingers.
And the 'swings both ways' title. Are you talking about SEX, Robbo?
Oooooo. You are NORTY.

Yes, raahh. They didn't really think about the whole hunger games bit. Fools.

While the ads are on I should tell you all that these threads are the best thing about xfactor by far.
Normally lurk as my typing is so abysmally slow but mumsnet should publish a book of xfactor threads, some of you should be comedians :D

Who is voting for Luke though?