X FACTOR-14/15TH September- The one with even more returning acts.

[Raahh]

Apparently an act the Sharon booted off at Judges houses, 6 years ago, is one of the 'returnees'. And Shazza gets emotional.

And there is 'Blackpool's answer to Jedward, Ryan and Lydia'. Rydia? Lyan?

Will they be like a little Same Difference? Will they wow the ARENA?

I can hardly wait

Is anyone else having flashbacks to the old vitalite advert?

GAH, the Andre. IT BURNS.

Well, I wondered where our novelty act was going to come from....

Well, that's this year's novelty act sorted.

If you made a cheesecake it'd cost more than £3 for ingredients.

Haha @ vitalite

Sharon is the Nick Clegg of the X factor, agrees with the majority for an easier life.

My friend hasn't been on yet!

x post BOF- we've been watching this too long!

Vitalite! That's it, I though it was ki-Ora!

I can see the Christmas No1 now. Her and the 'fro doing Boney M, mentored by Louis. In pleather.

Yeah, I thought she was going to sing the vitalite ad when the music started.

Gerard - admit it, your friend is vitality lady

Exactly Thrust.

Cheesecake is now the dessert of the rich. There's a whole generation that will grow up never knowing cheesecake. I'm glad old Soily wrote a song about it. She's like, Bob Dylan or summat

I'd like a cheesecake.
Can'taffordit

I'd quite like a pavlova.

Can't afford it afford it afford it

Don't think you could make much of a cheesecake from soily roots tho. Though Nigella puts beetroot in all kinds of shite, doesn't she?

Get thee to Iceland you can get a whole cheesecake for £1!

I fancy making a cheesecake now, i really shouldnt.

Digestive biscuit with a bit off Philly for them

I'd vote for her.

But I can't afford it, afford it.

Arghhhh- Jesus Christ Superstar flashback!

I could go a Vienetta

can'taffordit and don't live in the 80s

It's that David Cameron. He said "can't afford cheesecake? Let them eat banoffi pie."

DEFINETLY not Viatlite lady!