Anyone for a picnic hamper disguised as a golf caddy?
And that hot water bottle would have been the perfect thing for anyone with a pet snake that felt the cold.
Last bloke got a sympathy investment. No way without the MC/bullying back story would he have got anything out of them for a load of soggy noodles that he knew bugger all about. If I was investing in a person (which PJ said he was in this case) I don't think I'd have gone with someone who knew squat about their product and gave such an unconvincing presentation.
The toy couple seemed most eccentric. Cannot understand how you get that far, spend that much dosh and don't even have a shot at selling any? Weird.