The Apprentice - Advertising task

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Evening all.

Myles would need viagra I suspect.

human equivalent of a scented candle.

Myles would leave you with orange sheets, a tenner on the nightstand and a sense of shame that would never fade

I would have to be drunk to undress in front of ripped myles.

Arf sue

Gwan then - who's in?
Anyone got a business plan?

I missed what Jase's idea for Lord Sugar was?

Myles is alright, but he's no Les Dennis iykwim

Myles would leave you with orange sheets, a tenner on the nightstand and a sense of shame that would never fade

^^ dearie me yes. That.

See you next week all

I doubt any of them can cook

Hang on I thought Luisa's business was cupcakes?

homicidal hummus omg

I am planning to start my own gin still sue. But I am not sharing.

One stop property shop from conveyancing to architecture to building to decor. In other words quite a good idea.

I'd rather do Les. He'd be so grateful.
Oi, Boff? Ever had Les? Or other non-threatening cheeky chappie tv personalities?

Olivia he wanted to fit speakers to the bendy busses in York so when they went round corners they played music like an accordian.

Olivia - something property related. One stop shop for people with property problems, or something.

See you next week!

@Awks

Olivia he wanted to fit speakers to the bendy busses in York so when they went round corners they played music like an accordian.

Snort

Olivia, he had a fleet of electric bikes for Cambridge, Boris style. Only his were coin operated.

I once had a dirty dream about Jimmy Nail - he nearly split me in two and I loved it. Till I woke up and felt ill, obv.

NB thanks to those of you who gave me the real answer too
Agree sounds like a good idea.

Do we know what the business ideas the others have?
I know Leah's is beauty/Botox clinic. Not sure of the others.

Awks - genius. Right, get yourself the application form or next year. Wear the MN scarf as a secret code and we won't slag you off.

Righto, Paxman says bedtime.
Night all. See you next week.