The VOICE- 2/6/13 ***** 7.15 pm******- KNOCKOUT ROUNDS part 2!

[Raahh]

Time for Danny and Jessie to pretend they give a crap lose some acts.

Better get tea out of the way!

I remember this one I think. He was quite fun wasn't he?

Now who would like the prize for actually remembering any of these from last year?

Apart from the one that ended up shagging Danny.

But it's the same colour lippy I wore in 1981 when I loved Spandau Ballet. Never ever thought it would make a return. How wrong I was..

And the winner. Who did soooooo well

lady Something? Same eye make up? Not progressed much then!

Yay. Little Bo Rich.

Loved heather shimmer. Y can still buy it!

Yay was meant to be yy....

Did one of these four actually win last year?

i'm astonished.

And the people who should have won Jazz or Ruth are nowhere.

There's going to be another series?

Really?

Have any of them actually released an album?

They don't sound like they'd even make the bargin bucket.

yes...the last one....zero stage presence

Ooh, think I might apply. My song choice would be The Wheels on the Bus.

Yours?

x post. that was to jux

Thanks polly. Whodathunkit?

Bo and Leanne recently.

I would sing "How much is that doggy in the window" - backwards. I can, you know. My prowess knows no bounds and I shall wow the judges and the viewing public and someone will give me 500 million quid to never do it again.

Wheels on the bus sounds like a great plan. Wail and do lots of high notes accompanied by lots of low notes Tippi.

Can I suggest the following tips.

Remember your diction and smile. Be a slightly creepy uber Jessie J fan.
If you are black or dress kinda kookie you'll be perfect for Billie's affections.
Put on a Welsh accent, ditch the diet and hit Greggs in preparation for the show. Should do the trick for Tom.

Failing that, wear denim, be really naff and uncool, have a guitar and pick rock tunes and your in with Danny. Go on about how you busked everywhere and have a good sob story to fall for. Pretend you know about bands. Just generally try and bluff; actual knowledge is unimportant. In fact its a definite handicap as you'll show Danny up as an idiot. Pretend you write your own songs. Pander to his ego, by saying you own his album and hes been a major influence on your work.

Toooooo long! I've had enough.

So Danny's praise was just to quote the song

half an hour to fill- how???

Red- excellent advice for any Voice wannabes

Argh! Just flicking and it's on a-fecking-gain!

Bye bye Alys and your floral kaftan.

Was anyone else really annoyed at Will.i.am for texting during Alys' exit interview? Rude!