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The Hotel is back!

303 replies

glamourousgranny42 · 30/12/2012 20:29

Anyone watching?

Love how Christian just keeps printing tickets for this Magic Ball!!

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Mynewmoniker · 13/01/2013 20:41

PURLEEEEEEEEEs don't show the couple sha**ing Shock

hurricanewyn · 13/01/2013 20:43

Ooh it's sausage morning Grin

Mynewmoniker · 13/01/2013 20:44

They've played hide the sausage!

Sparklingbrook · 13/01/2013 20:44

Or not hurricane. Grin Has the dog ate them?

Mynewmoniker · 13/01/2013 20:49

If they're still frozen they could sell them as Heston's pork flavoured iced lollypops Grin

hurricanewyn · 13/01/2013 20:51

Grin arf

KenDoddsDadsDog · 13/01/2013 20:55

Sausage Apartheid Grin

VivaLeBeaver · 13/01/2013 20:55

Can't believe the manager thinks its a good idea to segregate the posh breakfast people from the normal breakfast people.

Ant think he even thinks its a good idea to give people the hard sell at breakfast time.

D you want a decent sausage or a crap sausage?

Sparklingbrook · 13/01/2013 20:58

The whole thing is just Shock isn't it?

Mynewmoniker · 13/01/2013 20:58

See you next week Smile

hurricanewyn · 13/01/2013 20:59

Another hour of oddness.

See you next week ladies!

curlyclaz13 · 13/01/2013 21:23

£4 extra for a posh sausage ? you can buy a whole pack for that Shock I do fancy a sausage sandwich now though Grin

Mynewmoniker · 13/01/2013 22:30

Are you of the right class to have a decent one or will you be having a chippollatta? Grin

inchoccyheaven · 22/01/2013 12:42

Can we start on the stripper episode yet? How on earth does Christian think he is good at his job? £5 for a ticket which includes buffet, disco and strippers and make money Confused

They are all so incompetant but just can't see it.

Sparklingbrook · 22/01/2013 12:45

I watched the stripper episode but lost this thread. Sad I was Shock the whole way through. That gobby receptionist with the ill fitting jacket shouldn't speak to her boss like that either. Cheeky mare-she treats him like dirt.

And at Christian having two topless men in his office when the inspectory bloke knocked. Hmm

Orenishii · 22/01/2013 14:56

The clip in the opening credits where Mark says "the global credit recession wasn't my fault" always make me laugh - he just says it so matter of factly and so slightly defensively but it's quite a surreal comment to make Grin

inchoccyheaven · 22/01/2013 17:42

On a side note I can't believe that woman fancied Mark, and her family jumped about on the bed!

Sharpkat · 22/01/2013 17:47

This is hilarious. 60 minute makeover. Strippers and topless butlers. Am gutted it has changed hands - I would so love to go.

Sparklingbrook · 22/01/2013 18:13

YY Sharp we could have had an MN minibreak at the Grosvenor (silent S) Would we have got the premium sausage though?

Sharpkat · 22/01/2013 21:56

Oh definitely premium sausage. I am still laughing at the whole thing.

KenDoddsDadsDog · 23/01/2013 13:01

I loved the fact that her daughter said "they have the same hair". It was so sweet.

Sparklingbrook · 27/01/2013 09:35

Mark and the Receptionist are on Sunday Brunch this morning C4 now. He is bonkers-hope he does some cooking.

Sparklingbrook · 27/01/2013 09:36

He's like Karl Pilkington in a way.

KenDoddsDadsDog · 27/01/2013 20:05

Anyone watching tonight ?

Sparklingbrook · 27/01/2013 20:14

Sky plussing due to Top Gear Ken am I missing a treat?

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