Doctors Addicts Anonymous Continued - who is puckering up?

[MsNobodyAgain]

This is a thread for any fans of the afternoon soap called 'Doctors'

It's coming up to the festive season:

• Will Mrs T be permanently stationed under the mistletoe while Dr Cah-tah sweeps by, un-seduced by her fanciest wig and chrrrrrrrrrrrristmas cake?

• Will Zara and Daniel be reunited and have a Christmas kiss?

• Will Barry tie mistletoe to his security hat and go in search of true love?

• Has Kevin been getting my fan mail and will abandon Doctors to go forth with me and have a perfect life?

Please join in if you want to. Acronyms to follow but you don't have to use them, we are just glad desperate you are here

Raahh if you've given a 'Doctors 2012' manual that much thought, you really are a devotee like me . I remember Bunty and the cut out dolls with tabby clothing. I'd pop Kevin out of his Bunty enclosure but not dress him. It's so wrong, it's right iyswim.

told your parents are in denial. I bet they watch everyday and series link it on Sky planner.

*manual

ANNUAL.

FGS. Anyone would think I was stressed! Pass the valium...

You lot have been busy on here today! I watched yesterday's but haven't had time for today's yet. Back later hopefully.

If it was printed early it could include Cherrys guide to pink

'Twas a work thing Sparkling. Food was good

I would buy that annual.

Would it include a guide to getting over your week-long lesbian lover who died in a tragic accident saving a man who had her name tattooed on his arse? I'm sure that is a common conundrum.

How about a "Which?" type section on the best handwashes by Dr Jimmi?

I would pay good money for Zara's bitchy put-down hints and tips!

A buffet Horse?

I would love a Doctors Annual, or maybe a calendar?

Yep a buffet! Am so full I can't be bothered cooking tonight

I was meant to be having a lovely tea tonight with my DD. Fillet steak which needed eating tonight (use by date issues). However, I ended up minding another child and I've had to give him my steak instead.

I couldn't let DD eat steak and bung him a fishfinger could I?

Cheese on toast for me later. Bummer.

Definitely a Princess Bubblegum guide to the perfect fairytale wedding. And tips ona good min-afternoon Merlot

Make your own cut-throat Elaine necklace. plus advice on spotting a serial killer
Baby tips from Zara.

Gobby's guide tothe perfect party.

Never mind an annual,infact- I demand a weekly magazine!

Andof course, a free Simplicity pattern to make your own beanbag. Or Waterfall cardi- can be adapted
Full Monty style calendar featuring Kevin wearing nowt but a stethoscope everymonth

We need some Doctors mugs too, and maybe some of those bobble heads of the characters.

Hestons recommendations for tea and what waistcoats are fashionable. Plus which cricket bats are sturdy.

Daniels guide to being a bastard.

Howards tips on posture - head up, shoulders back, balance books on your head.

This could be a goer!

My BIL did a Full Monty style calendar for 2013. February is forever ruined for me. .

Bagsy a bobble head Mrs T.

msnobody urgh at the calender. WTF was he thinking?

I will have a Gobby bobble head.

The BBC shop website is totally devoid of Doctors merchandise

not even a propelling pencil, or novelty Heston bow-tie.

I will have a Daniel bobble head, or maybe a Jimmi one. Or both even

You know you can download celebrity voices for sat navs, like Homer Simpson etc? How about Gobby's voice? She would shriek if you missed the turning.

The Beeb are missing a trick there Raaah

Ood it was for charity but I really didn't need to see him posing with only a bike wheel and a pump for coverage.

Put me on the list for a Gobby bobble head.

FOD could be one of them troll thingys, you know, with the hair you blow and fluff up.

Just noticed this thread is in Active Convos. . I pity the poor souls that have clicked on it. Truly WTF indeed.

Sparkling we really need to e-mail the Beeb. There are marketing possibilities out there.

it might be a niche market

pmsl @FOD troll!

I want dolls of the cast, that look nothing like them. Like the Wand Erection dolls

And a Mill Surgery playset. With my own Mrs T (with assorted wigs).

Raahh sales would total, ummmmmm, maybe £10 quid. I think Sir Alan Sugar is safe. Or perhaps it's a task to give to the Young Apprentices. "Your task is to sell overpriced Doctors related shite quality products related to the daytime soap called 'Doctors'"

Can you imagine the faces.

I'd love it!