Sole don't be daft, you're neither. This shite isn't representative of dating or actual affection. Ian and Dimica are just thick and boring and desperate for attention and unfortunately, Ashley and Occasional Table are being dragged in.
Dimica is eying up her next victim now in Lorenzee - her eyes lit up when he started talking princesses and castles. Bloody hell, she's pretty but don't they see the pound signs going DING DING DING in her eyes?