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Which soap characters need a good wash?

17 replies

qazxc · 05/08/2012 13:28

I cannot watch eastenders anymore without wanting to hold Kat down and take a flannel to her face. Is it just me?
Also Cain Dingle need a bath (as do most of the dingles i'd say). and sarah sugden need to blow her nose.
Tina from Corrie and the pregnant one from Emmerdale look like they have been ronsealed, they also need a bath. Although not my bath as i'd hate to see the tide marks after.
Who do you think needs a good soaping?
Also Tanya delicately dabbing a flannel on ian's lip is not going to do the job, more drastic action is needed.

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usualsuspect · 05/08/2012 13:29

I love Cain Dingle, he can be as dirty as he likes.

usualsuspect · 05/08/2012 13:30

Dunno about the others I only watch Emmerdale.

Fiveflowers · 05/08/2012 13:54

Ian's beard looks about a year's growth - he's only been missing a few weeks!

LynetteScavo · 05/08/2012 13:56

Yes, what was the lip dabbing about?

Shirley and Jay from EE both need a good wash and some fresh air.

Joey, on the other hand looks very nice and clean. Smile

SoleSource · 05/08/2012 14:51

Ian Beale

ringos · 05/08/2012 18:38

Whitney from Eastenders always looks like she could do with a good wash.

LynetteScavo · 05/08/2012 18:55

Whitney has looked a lot cleaner the past couple of weeks. Maybe she had her annual hair wash.

ringos · 05/08/2012 19:16
Smile
FIFIBEBE · 05/08/2012 19:28

Bet Joe Grundy only bathes occasionally.

Fiveflowers · 05/08/2012 20:28

Oh yes, Jay looks as though he's been raised on pop tarts and pot noodles and been kept in the dark since birth.

(Just realised how insulting that must sound to the actor who plays Jay).

But it's true.

SinisterBuggyMonth · 05/08/2012 22:45

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whatkungfuthat · 06/08/2012 11:39

Kylie Platt looks grubby too. I loved the bit in Corrie when Beth was trying to seduce Steve after Tracey had told her Steve was interested. When it didn't work out she said "what a waste of a bath" Grin

FoofHundredMetreFreestyle · 06/08/2012 12:24

I think Vain Dingle is lovely and clean smelling. He just gives off dirrrrrrty vibes.
Sarah Sugden sounds like she's got adenoid issues. I don't think a quick blow of the schnozz is going to help.
Shirley off EE needs a bath as does Lola. Kat definitely.
Kylie and Beth (and Beth's child) off Corrie.

FoofHundredMetreFreestyle · 06/08/2012 12:24

cain

AmIthatbad · 06/08/2012 12:37

I think Deirdre looks a bit like she smells, so I would nominate her for a bath. And I would gladly volunteer to scrub Peter Barlow Grin

qazxc · 06/08/2012 15:02

I'd say Deirdre and Peter Barlow reeks of stale fags

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70isaLimitNotaTarget · 06/08/2012 19:41

Shurlllll from Eastenders.
And him that played the layabout Dad (married to Rosie and had the twins ) and had the mahoosive dog, Ghengis.
Can't for the life of me recall his name, but he had scruffy ,dirty hair and weird blue eyes.

Eddie Windass from Corrie

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