APPRENTICE Thread - 28th March 2012

[BusinessTrills]

Are you ready for some Business Twattery?

Do you know their names yet?

Will purple eyeshadow woman have a different colour this week?

Will tiger woman claw her way to the top?

Will I ever remember anything interesting about any of the men?

Let's find out!

Ha! I love the teenage snoozing.

Kimberleh wants the weirdy bath screen

HahahahaHahahahahahahahahah

Kimberleh speaks her mind. From the heart

How are they any germier than a regular sponge, BornSicky?

I'm surprised purple didnt shout "UNICORN BATHS!!" as she woke up then

bath poo?

oh dear god...!

When my baby was tiny, i had a bath with him and he let out a loose one all over me.

i've never moved so fast in my life (just about remembered to take the baby with me!)

Yup, you basically have.

Did the boys split into groups determined by light hair or dark hair??

I want one of those Japanese systems that eats the compost waste and gives you plant food liquid.

Bloody hell, Kelly Hoppen. A taupe pebble shape will look like a mushroom.

The girls would have done much better to invent Marigolds with panscrubs on the fingertips to remove eyemakeup when you're too drunk to open the Liz Earle. The Slapmagic. JML go for that.

OMG what is Kelly Hoppen doing? Do they really need to be told to make the tap cosy beige?!

For the love of all things holy - even I could come up with something better than marigolds & a bath pillow. The splashy thing is bonkers and

The girls suck.

tee

i feel like I'm now about to reveal some clean freak identity...

I have a cloth for easy washing up - glasses, cutlery etc and a scourer (with new water) for heavy duty stuff - saucepans etc.

am I the only one?

and if you're wearing them, how do you not scratch your glasses etc?

The Blonde Assasin once again fails to murder anyone.

Yes! As predicted. Ignore the focus group.

I have a free bin compressor - just put in bin and squash it down

re the tap cosy thing - can you not just get a bath pillow and stick it on other side?

Yes, BornSicky, you're the only one.

When we get to the Boardroom, ladies, can I remind you that I invented the PooNet Bathtime Excretion Solution provider?

unless we lose, in which case it was businessbarbie's idea all along

Aw, is nobody empathising with Ricky Martin? Poor ickkle baba.