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Is anyone else watching E4 atm?

Kanga, Missed it last night what did GG actually do, to make the tide turn so much!!!

p.s. can I kis my £50 goodbye then?

DEFFO

He was vile lying sneaky politian who just cannot accept that he was caught cheating

watch it this afternoon on E4 @ 3.25

Don't have E4, have to use you as my life-line

pmsl at michael doing GG in the task

Beetys how can you not like Chantelle?? I mean I know she is an annoying overgrown puppy, but she has been the most endearing character this year. Even if she were in the non celeb BB she would be a good housemate, as she is invariably the one that livens things up, makes people laugh and is sweet and nice to everyone even Pete after he has mauled her. She might be a bit ditzy, but she is really strong underneath.

She has put up with living a lie for a few days, and trying to convince she was a celeb, when none of them really believed her, but they didn't say anything as they liked her. She has been treated like a little puppy/mascot to start with, then like everyones baby sister when they decided who she could and couldn't play with. She watched them tear apart her first friend in there, and call her evil(!) But still managed to retain a smaile when hse was caught between both camps. After Jodie left she has been ridiculed, told she is a non-entity, bitched about, had people tell her not to play with Preston. And still she keeps smiling and remains cival and jokey with everyone afterwards. She doesn't bear grudges, tries hard to keep everyone spirits up and not forgetting she is the only housemate who has stood up to the bullies in any way at all. She tried to stand up to Micheal in the first week over Jodie, she certainly stood up to 3 intimidtating men last night and STILL was laughing and joking when everyone else has faces like a cows arse.

You cannot vote that girl out, she MUST win.

Preston is a nice enough guy, but hasn't done anything outstanding, Maggot is the same, Traci is sweet I am sure, but doesn't really live on this planet. Michael, who can forgoet the bullying of the first week?? Just because he stood up to George and Pete last night, he was Pete's Evil twin in the first week with Jodie. Then he plainly went bonkers with the stress and everything. Dennis doesn't give a s**t so he shouldn't win, it will mean NOTHING to him and he is just a big old bully anyway. And as for Pete.......... I cannot find the words !!

So Chantelle to win

Although I do believe that will almost be the end of CBB as we know it. Perhaps they should put a celeb into the normal BB house, and they should pretend they were someone NOT famous for a week!! That would be worth watching

NUMBER 1

Things turn sour from Pete and GeorgeVictory Turns Sour
Day 19, 19:04
Monday 23 January

The sweet taste of victory has turned very sour.

Maggot finally announced the results of the REAL shopping task - two fails and a pass. This translates into a big fat victory for the Housemates and a luxury budget of £48 a day. Cool eh?

Well at least Maggot thought so.

After Chantelle and Preston's initial confusion and pleasure at being duped by Big Brother, the penny began to drop.

"We saw it all," growled George.

"We saw everything, every minute," added Pete, leaving Preston wondering just how much of his and Chantelle's supposedly secret bitching had been broadcast to the rest of the house.

"We did it for you though," Chantelle pleaded, sensing the mood.

"What a liar you are," hissed Pete.

George and Pete explained their etiquette of lying, and how it had differed from how Preston and Chantelle had conducted themselves.

"It's a f game. It's all done now," said Preston wanting to drop the subject.

"We did our best. It was a secret," added Chantelle.

Pete wasn't pacified, "It's a despicable character trait you've got there."

"I'm not going to go there. We were playing a game," replied an exasperated Chantelle.

Bad feeling continued as the Housemates ebbed and flowed with the row. George was in unforgiving mood. "If I'd have been called in there I would have stood ram-rod straight, refused to sit down, refuse to eat, refused to drink, refused to smoke. I would have said you brought me here under duress, but I will refuse to partake in things that the others are not allowed."

The lines are drawn. Let battle commence.

NUMBER 2

You are such a liar!Liar! Liar!
Day 19, 19:22
Monday 23 January

Despite cries from Preston that it was "only a game", George and Pete would not be convinced that the Directors' behaviour in the Diary Room was for the good of the group.

Pete brought up George's ban from nominating, a wound that had been festering for days. When Preston objected to ancient history being revived, George went for the jugular.

"Pipe down Mr Indignation. We'll see what the viewers thought of your double standards, your indignation about me and the aplomb with which you become a lying plutocrat in your gentleman's club. George this, Traci that, blah blah blah and give me another cigar!"

Chantelle wanted to know where George and Pete's anger was coming from: "Are you saying you'd have gone in there and refused all that stuff?"

Pete assured her that he would have.

"I don't believe you," Chantelle replied.

"Lets get this right. You were eating, drinking and smoking for OUR good?" challenged George.

"Ultimately, yes," gulped Preston.

"Yeah right," sneered George. "That's the long and short of it. You're a sneak. It's written all over your face."

"So you're saying you wouldn't have had any of that stuff?" challenged Chantelle.

"I would not!" George roared.

"Well I really wished you'd done the task instead of us then."

As the row veered back onto the subject of nominations, Preston suggested that George was a cheat.

Which didn't go down well.

"You're a sneak and a liar," George retorted "and you're exposed to the world as a sneak and a liar."

At this point Dennis added his two-penny's worth - and soon him and Preston were shouting at each other too.

But George seemed most unhappy with the way things turned out, saying to Preston, "You float around promiscuously, stroking, metaphorically or literally, everybody's ass so as to protect your own. We saw on the screen your real character portrayed for all to see. And that's my last word."

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NUMBER 3

"Listen to me!"The House of (Bad) Blood
Day 19, 19:35
Monday 23 January

Almost everyone had a slice of the argument action tonight, and soon the focus was on Dennis and Michael.

George leapt to Dennis' defence, and let Michael know how much he'd annoyed him over the last days: "You never let anyone speak. Now you're going to let me speak. I was close to you, Dennis was close to you, and you stabbed both of us over your mania for hording cigarettes. You're a real cigarette addict and you ought to address the fact that you've no loyalty to anybody."

George went on to criticise Michael over the lack of support he'd shown when he'd lost his nomination rights. "You sat schtum and said nothing. You care about no one except yourself. You're the most selfish, self-obsessed person I've ever met."

Michael wondered out loud how come he cooked for everyone if he was only interested in himself; George retorted that he was doing it for the camera.

"No! Listen to me!"For the next twenty minutes the two "Elders" traded broadsides, insults, and buckets of bile.

"I cared a lot about you. You stabbed me in the back," claimed George.

Michael simply promised him: "You're going to be sorry for what you said to the kids, and you're going to be sorry for what you started here tonight."

And doesn't sorry seem to be the hardest word?

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NUMBER 4

Traci keeps quietMy Gang's Better than your Gang
Day 19, 21:07
Monday 23 January

As the argument subsided, the Housemates split into two groups to pick over the evening's events.

Dennis, George, Pete, and Traci were in the seating area.

"I don't think they should bring immature people in here," stated Dennis, talking about Preston and Chantelle. "Those kids don't do anything."

"They keep each other company," George muttered. "Small talk, very small talk."

"As Rodney King said, can't we all just get along?" asked Traci, before adding that she thought Michael had been crying again.

In fact, Michael thought he had accidentally wiped some chilli in his eye, but this didn't stop them saying how easily Michael cried.

Michael, Preston, Chantelle and Maggot were also trying to make sense of it all.

"I'm a big boy I can take it," joked Michael, but Maggot didn't agree: "It's the hypocrisy thing that gets me. He describes himself as someone who defends the victims of cruelty and he's the cruellest b in here."

They began talking about how friendships in the House had almost all turned sour, with Preston admitting he'd "learned a valuable lesson."

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NUMBER 5

Michael enjoys dressing upGoodies For All!
Day 19, 21:36
Monday 23 January

After an evening of arguments and insults, Big Brother gave the Housemates a little something to smile about.

Along with a fresh supply of cigarettes, alcohol, and nibbles, each Housemate recieved a personal gift -something they might have missed during their time in the House.

Preston got a guitar, so he could share the gift of music, while Chantelle got some roller skates and a shiny gold hula hoop. Meanwhile Traci was ecstatic with her bouncy exercise ball, hair straighteners and skipping rope.

For George it was a gift of the Communist Manifesto plus some traditional Scottish nibbles, and at the other end of the scale Maggot was presented with a gold(ie lookin') chain, and a baseball cap.

Michael got into character straightaway with his mime artist outfit, however Pete and Dennis weren't so enthralled by their gifts, of "really disgusting wigs" and a manicure set!

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DEFFO BRILL ISDEA

PUT A ZZZZZZZZZZZZ LISTER IN WITH "NORMAL" WANNABE GROUP

I only missed it for 2 evenings!!! Missed loads!!

you cannot miss any of the progs

SEX PEST and GG need to go

they are making a film about their time the house. Playing each other and ohters who have left

Crunchie, if everyone had the same opinion it would be very dull!
She's just another wannabe, but one who hasn't even tried to do anything to be famous other than appear on a reality tv show.

I could not belive last night's programme. George, Dennis and Pete are going to get so boo-ed when they come out. I actually want Maggot to win - he talks a lot of sense

George and Dennis out and George to be booed and egged on the way

truly a freak-show yet still never manages to be entertaining. Prefer counting my nits to watching such tedium...

George and Dennis should be f*cking stoned when they come out. Although George is vile and I hate him it's quite sad to watch his political career crumble infront of us and he has no idea it's happening.

surely george will write a bestseller about it, leave parliament (voluntarily or otherwise) and them make a fortune on the UK/US lecture circuit having upped his profile so much. No such thing as bad publicity as they say, even if it has involved humiliation - he knew what to expectr!

Kanga, It can't be too z list though It has to be someone they all recognise and want to ask 'is it you' and they should not be allowed to say they work as a look-a-like either. They should pretend they just don't think they look like the person they really are. I think that would be hilarious Shall I suggest it to Endomol

crunchie yes brill

The thing is I think a lot of what he said to Michael was probably true - he does seem very self-obsessed. But i he'd just left it there, and not attacked Chantelle and preston, and been so petty about not being allowed to vote I wouldn't have minded so much. I really think Pete thinks he's got a valid point to make but he doesn't realise that by relentlessly being nasty about Preston he is showing himself to be a mean bully. he was doing alright the other day when he said he really loved Chantelle but them all the lying about the task hysteria will have lost him votes.