X FACTOR THREAD - There's MOTOWN like home....

[SayYuleNowSayWhipTheReindeer]

Well it's Semi Finals week. I'm ignoring the Mischa B thread as, quite frankly, it's a load of shite.

What's going to happen this week?

Will Amelia shout herself hoarse?

What form of patisserie excellence will Mischa B have on her head?

Could OneDirection be plugged ANY more?

Place your bets.....

Berry Gordy would absolutely sign her - right. Louis knows this stuff.

Hassledge , i am with you there. That was dire

She looks pretty though, good hair and make-up.

oh bollocks, can't watch XF as the pointy telly gadget has gone missing and it's the only one that can change channels on our ancient tv. The only channel I can get is some men playing snooker.

Tullisa knows that was better than Little Mix can do- she isn't very gracious.

Roffle at Dermie flipping the tit-discs. Classy man.

Hello

Meh.

If Amelia Lily shouts through I'm With You I will curse her to hell - that's one of my fave songs and if she fucks it up she is DEAD!

(apologies, I have been round to MILs and she has plied me with rose - I am bevvied and thus rather more aggressive a bit fiesty.

Ivanta, pray to St Anthony. Sure fire winner.

rockinastocking is the voice in my head

Try the back of/ underneath the sofa Ivanta, it'll be there along with the odd socks and teaspoons

That was interesting......Did you hear the advert for next year? They only asked for groups and 16-24s!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ivanta - there have to be little buttons down the side or along the bottom, surely? Get pushing things randomly and it will all come good.

Ivanta: you clearly need a new tv. Whereas in this house, it's just that DH wants a new, stupidly big tv. Apparently, our 37" gigantor is just not big enough for the room. He claims we need a 65" tv. Hahaha.

The record dress looked uncomfortable. You'd get jagged in the arse every time you tried to sit down.

Hello, MmeLindor

now I want chocolate...

no, the buttons only turn the sound up and down or switch it to a sinister blue screen. I am doomed. Back to searching amongst the carpet fluff.

They is ageist.

Do people even play snooker anymore? I had no idea.

Is Janet doing the VoiceOver on the Carphone Warehouse ad?

Over-25s have been turned into a joke by Louis' ridiculous filtering process.

They is proper ageist. That scuppers our audition plans, lovelies. UNless I am the only gimmer amongst us.

I've lost the our doofer, too. Fortunately, we can watch through the Humax box. Apparently.

That tesco ad is crap. I was in sainsbos today and you could get the new Harry potter for £7 on DVD. I don't think you had to spend £30 either.

We can all just pretend to be 24

(worked for Kitty)

I can't talk about age. 4 weeks yesterday- I will be 40. My mum is 40- how the hell can I be 40????