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X FACTOR THREAD - There's MOTOWN like home....

635 replies

SayYuleNowSayWhipTheReindeer · 03/12/2011 08:22

Well it's Semi Finals week. I'm ignoring the Mischa B thread as, quite frankly, it's a load of shite.

What's going to happen this week?

Will Amelia shout herself hoarse?

What form of patisserie excellence will Mischa B have on her head?

Could OneDirection be plugged ANY more?

Place your bets.....

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Hassledge · 03/12/2011 20:10

Berry Gordy would absolutely sign her - right. Louis knows this stuff.

fanjoforthemammaries7850 · 03/12/2011 20:10

Hassledge , i am with you there. That was dire

HugosGoatee · 03/12/2011 20:10

She looks pretty though, good hair and make-up.

IvantaOuiOui · 03/12/2011 20:10

oh bollocks, can't watch XF as the pointy telly gadget has gone missing and it's the only one that can change channels on our ancient tv. The only channel I can get is some men playing snooker.

Raahh · 03/12/2011 20:10

Tullisa knows that was better than Little Mix can do- she isn't very gracious.

SuePurblybiltbyElves · 03/12/2011 20:11

Roffle at Dermie flipping the tit-discs. Classy man.

MmeLindor. · 03/12/2011 20:11

Hello

lovecat · 03/12/2011 20:11

Meh.

If Amelia Lily shouts through I'm With You I will curse her to hell - that's one of my fave songs and if she fucks it up she is DEAD!

(apologies, I have been round to MILs and she has plied me with rose - I am bevvied and thus rather more aggressive a bit fiesty.Xmas Blush

SuePurblybiltbyElves · 03/12/2011 20:11

Ivanta, pray to St Anthony. Sure fire winner.

ThePsychicSatsuma · 03/12/2011 20:12

rockinastocking is the voice in my head

Jellykat · 03/12/2011 20:12

Try the back of/ underneath the sofa Ivanta, it'll be there along with the odd socks and teaspoons

LottieJenkins · 03/12/2011 20:12

That was interesting......Did you hear the advert for next year? They only asked for groups and 16-24s!!!!!!!!!!!!Xmas Confused

Hassledge · 03/12/2011 20:12

Ivanta - there have to be little buttons down the side or along the bottom, surely? Get pushing things randomly and it will all come good.

DamselInDisarray · 03/12/2011 20:12

Ivanta: you clearly need a new tv. Whereas in this house, it's just that DH wants a new, stupidly big tv. Apparently, our 37" gigantor is just not big enough for the room. He claims we need a 65" tv. Hahaha.

The record dress looked uncomfortable. You'd get jagged in the arse every time you tried to sit down.

Raahh · 03/12/2011 20:13

Hello, MmeLindor

now I want chocolate...Xmas Grin

IvantaOuiOui · 03/12/2011 20:13

no, the buttons only turn the sound up and down or switch it to a sinister blue screen. I am doomed. Back to searching amongst the carpet fluff.

HugosGoatee · 03/12/2011 20:14

They is ageist.

Hassledge · 03/12/2011 20:14

Do people even play snooker anymore? I had no idea.

GreenIceAndChristmasHam · 03/12/2011 20:14

Is Janet doing the VoiceOver on the Carphone Warehouse ad?

HugosGoatee · 03/12/2011 20:15

Over-25s have been turned into a joke by Louis' ridiculous filtering process.

SuePurblybiltbyElves · 03/12/2011 20:15

They is proper ageist. That scuppers our audition plans, lovelies. UNless I am the only gimmer amongst us.

Raahh · 03/12/2011 20:15

I've lost the our doofer, too. Fortunately, we can watch through the Humax box. Apparently.

DamselInDisarray · 03/12/2011 20:16

That tesco ad is crap. I was in sainsbos today and you could get the new Harry potter for £7 on DVD. I don't think you had to spend £30 either.

GreenIceAndChristmasHam · 03/12/2011 20:16

We can all just pretend to be 24

(worked for Kitty)

Raahh · 03/12/2011 20:16

I can't talk about age. 4 weeks yesterday- I will be 40. My mum is 40- how the hell can I be 40????

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