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.........................THE GILLIAN MCKEITH WOMAN IS ON NOW..................

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RTKangaSantaMummy · 03/01/2006 20:17

here are the notes



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RTKangaSantaMummy · 03/01/2006 20:19

During the party season we Brits are guilty of gobbling up 10 million turkeys, 45 million pounds worth of mince pies and downing over 200 million bottles of wine!


The festive cheer stops here! It?s time for a detox, and straight-talking holistic nutritionist Gillian McKeith is the woman to show you how. Here?s Gillian?s run down on the top 12 toxic terrors to beat the post-Christmas bloat:


Smoking
12 million adults in the UK smoke cigarettes - and every year an alarming 114,000 smokers die as a result of their habit. If you have a 20 a day habit you?ll be burning a £150 hole in your pocket each month. In a year that?s over eighteen hundred pounds up in smoke!


Caffeine
In a lifetime the average British tea and coffee fanatic will drink around 63,000 cups! A latte made with full fat milk could be the same number of calories as an average sized chocolate bar.


Alcohol
We consume 25 billion alcoholic drinks a year in Britain ? enough to fill 6,000 Olympic size swimming pools! British men do a good line in beer bellies and it?s easy to see why: just one pint could contain the same number of calories as a sugary donut? A pint a night could tot up to a thousand calories a week or every year, up to a stone in weight! Bad for your figure, your heart and your liver.


Chocolate and sweet snacks
In the UK we devour over half a million tonnes of chocolate every year. If you chomped a standard size bar every day of the year on top of your normal daily food intake, you could gain anything up to two stone! So chocoholics be warned - it would take about 45 minutes on a bike to burn off a single bar!


Pub snacks: crisps, nuts, pork scratchings
When it comes to the crunch crisps are simply not good for you. They?re a source of transfatty acids, or bad fats, which when eaten in excess can lead to weight gain, clogging of the arteries, high blood pressure, and even type 2 diabetes. Pork scratchings are another unsaintly snack that Gillian wants you to dump, made of fatty pigskin, salt, additives and preservatives. Yuck!


Processed meat
Processed meat is often derived from bone, fat, gristle and all sorts of other nasties. On top of that hair-raising mixture your processed meat may be padded out with anything up to 30% water, plus gelatine, salt, sugar, starch, preservatives and additives. Then finally it?s put through a mincer, shaped into a meat product and eaten by you!


The White Stuff: white bread, white pasta, white rice
70% of the bread we eat in Britain is White! Much to Gillian?s dismay? And on average a British family of four will eat 2345 slices in a year! Processed white bread is full of chemical improvers and double the amount of yeast that you really need, which can lead to vaginal infections and thrush.


Added sugar
As a nation we purchase over 317,000 tonnes of added sugar each year. 1 tin of baked beans can contain up to 4 teaspoons of sugar; a healthy option meal could contain 5 teaspoons; while a pot of fruit yoghurt could contain as many as 7 teaspoons of sugar. All the sugar you need can be found naturally in fruits. There?s no need to add any more! So shake off that sugar habit!


Lazy food: takeaways and ready meals
In the UK we will eat around 2 billion fast food meals in just one year! An average Indian Tikka Masala meal with fried rice and naan bread will contain high levels of sugar, salt, preservatives, colourings, and over 38 grammes of fat : over half your recommended daily allowance? Wafer thin poppadoms are deep-fried. Think overgrown crisps. Just two could contain 11 grams of fat ? you might as well dunk a donut in your curry. And when you scoff one large handful of Chinese prawn crackers you could be feasting on 12 grams of fat ? as much as you might find in a chocolate bar.


Table salt
Too much salt is reckoned to be responsible for about 35,000 heart attacks and strokes every year. Salt is essential for maintaining a healthy life ? but you don?t need to add any more to your diet, it?s found naturally in many foods we eat.


Bad fats ? saturated fats
Too much saturated fat raises cholesterol levels ? high cholesterol levels can clog the arteries leading to coronary disease and heart attacks 1 in 5 men in the UK die of heart disease; half these deaths are linked to high cholesterol. Contributory factors include a diet high in saturated fat, lack of exercise, being overweight and drinking alcohol excessively.


Fizzy drinks
One can of fizzy drink can contain 6-7 teaspoons of sugar. Just one can a day adds up to 24 bags of sugar a year. Fizzy drinks are laced with additives, some of which have been linked to health problems including bloating, headaches, asthma, allergies, and possible hyperactivity and poor concentration in kids. So, it?s a flat ?no? to fizzy drinks and all the other runners-up in Gillian McKeith?s toxic countdown.















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Gingerbear · 03/01/2006 20:22

I have to say it.....




F off Gillian! I am fed up of her preaching. We know it is bad to indulge, but IT IS CHRISTMAS!

We can all go on the wagon in January.
Quinononononona here we come.

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RTKangaSantaMummy · 03/01/2006 20:23

she looks sooooooooooooooo awful so is not doing her any good

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TambaTheDragonSlayer · 03/01/2006 20:26

I love white bread...

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drdad · 03/01/2006 20:26

Too much time spent looking down her nose at the rest of us if you ask me. However, I did read somewhere that both she and Johnny Vegas are tipped to be in this year's Celebrity Big Brother. Now that would be a pairing worth watching!

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RTKangaSantaMummy · 03/01/2006 20:30

only 2 days to wait

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TambaTheDragonSlayer · 03/01/2006 20:30

ewww shes looking at poo!

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Caligula · 03/01/2006 20:36

That woman is such a charlatan. There was a glorious piece on You and Yours today with some woman poo- poohing her (how appropriate) and her over-priced detox cures.

Basically she said that lots of water and fresh seasonal fruit would have pretty much the same effect and all this papaya nonsense is a great big fat waste of time and money. La McKeith had been invited on to give her point of view, but had declined.

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drdad · 03/01/2006 21:00

She's a classic example of television always favouring the most extreme examples of things. Her programme targets the grossest fatties they can find and she comes in with her wacky dietary remedies, consisting of nothing anyone would ever actually eat through choice, and disturbing poo-fixation and sorts them out.

This has nothing to do with reality as we know it and should be resisted.

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GoodKingWestCountryLass · 03/01/2006 21:02

She was on GMTV this morning and looked hanging!

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RTKangaSantaMummy · 03/01/2006 21:03

LOL that was in the HARELEQUIN SHOPPING MALL IN WATFORD

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bubble99 · 03/01/2006 21:03

I also read that her 'qualifications' are dubious.

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compo · 03/01/2006 21:03

I was just about to post that I thought the programme was really good and that it's made me think about all the crap I put into my body.... and she is slim and her hair is gleaming and her skin is clear....

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drosophila · 03/01/2006 21:07

I know why does the food always have to be exotic? Off course she is right about most things but I bet she is mighty boring on a night out.

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mancmum · 03/01/2006 21:09

how can she put fags at the bottom of a list of things that are bad for you is she honestly saying it is btter to smoke than eat chocolate or have a can of pop this woman is downright stupid as well as irritating..

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compo · 03/01/2006 21:09

Admittedly I did think that was a bit odd

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Caligula · 03/01/2006 21:20

Well of course her hair is gleaming. She can afford the most expensive conditioner in the salon - and the best face creams, thanks to the success of her various overpriced snake-oils, and I'd be slim if I ate bird seed and soy milk and inspected lardy folk's poo for a living, because I'd be permanently barfing!

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compo · 03/01/2006 21:22

very true... pmsl - I guess i'm a bit of a sucker but if it helps people eliminate some of her top 12 worst habits then that has to be good doesn't it? Some people need a pig's blood clot with a hair stuck in it to make them stop eating hot dogs...

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drosophila · 04/01/2006 12:55

What was her no 1 evil food then?

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lockets · 04/01/2006 12:56

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Jodee · 04/01/2006 13:00

See RTKanga's list at the bottom for the order, i.e. the one at the bottom was No. 1 - fizzy drinks.

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aragon · 04/01/2006 15:03

DH hates Ms McKeith - he says that if you truly are what you eat then she's eaten a sour faced, miserable Scottish dwarf.

Hope, hope, hope she's on Celeb Big Brother with Johnny Vegas - I don't normally bother with BB but that would be one combination worth watching. Hope it's true as he may well tell her her bloody life story.

Caffeine is bad for you
Chocolate is bad for you and contains - wait for it - minute traces of caffeine - My God - what a shocker!
Stupid annoying bloody woman.

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FrayedKnot · 04/01/2006 15:06

I wish she'd get on with it and just tell us what a normal poo should look like.

She always hints and then runs away before actually telling. It's making me unecessarily paranoid.

Lol about her dd though.

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Pruni · 04/01/2006 15:12

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Caligula · 04/01/2006 19:31

It's a guilty pleasure, watching her, innit?

Oh I do hope she's on celeb big brother. Wouldn't it be glorious if she analysed everyone's poo and forced them all to buy bird-seed out of their pocket money? Can you imagine Johnny Vegas deprived of pizza?

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