Please make me turn Eastenders off

[welshboris]

I cant watch Mini Den die

[welshboris]

Moondog, dont be silly, how can it be made up?
Tut have you been at the mulled wine?

[moondog]

lol
(Dippped into a rather pricey Meursault though-topping up furtively as dh tucks dd in.)

[Gingerbear]

there is one particular mumsnetter who will be devastated by this news.

[Gingerbear]

Moon my dear, I have opened a bottle of Champers and munching on oatcakes and brie right now (low GI you know )

[moondog]

Wot?
At wotsit's death,price of Meursault,my furtive drinking or the fact that it's all make believe???

[spursmum]

I think Johnny Allen lives as he lies to Ruby and says it was an ex-employee. So who do we think did it then?

[moondog]

Champers and oatcakes!
Marvellously decadent!!
Two lovely bottles in my fridge for demain soir doncha know?!

[sobernewyear]

There's only Jake Moon left worth looking at - and he's a bit pointless now.

[ItllBeLonelymumThisChristmas]

But didn't someone say Grant was coming back? The point would return if he did although I must admit I am far from caring these days whether I catch EE. So dull!

[sobernewyear]

Unless it was Jake wot did it, having been promised money for poodlehead's bail if he did. And he'll be rumbled by the saggy faced Walford police woman. Sharon will then be incarcerated for the good of the public, since everyone related or engaged to her gets murdered at some point.

[moondog]

Lm??!
Can't even believe you deign to give it a second glance!

[ItllBeLonelymumThisChristmas]

neither can I these days (indeed I don't, only watched yesterday for the first time in a couple of weeks) but I used to be into it. We all have to have some mush in our lives you know!

[notasheep]

Never watched it-is that sad now?

[ItllBeLonelymumThisChristmas]

Only for the programme makers!

No, it means you have a life notasheep.

[notasheep]

In the last house i lived in we couldnt even get TV reception-in the dark ages here!!!!

[MerryKidMas]

I thought it was just one of Johnny's men that did it. I didn't think it was Juley or anyone we know. I'll have to go and do some research no (how sad am I!)

[jinglediddle]

I think its a moon brother, maybe danny??????

[sparklymieow]

it was the person that bumped into him, we didn't see him.

[nikkie]

Didn't johnny have a camera phone?

[FlameRobin]

I thought that they'd homed in on the camera phone bit... Anyone else love the security in that club though?? Anyone can just wander into his office (day or night), and the tape is just swipable out of the machine...

[Apixelmascarol]

I haven't watched Eastenders since the summer when I decided it was just too rubbish to waste my time on. Was forced to watch it Christmas day though as payback for making my Mum and Stepdad watch Doctor Who. As soon as Sharon said her breakfast tasted funny I said "pregnant" and then kept saying it at intervals until I was proved right. Annoying aren't I? .

I also predicted a disaster as Sharon isn't allowed happy endings. Didn't realise it would be poor old Dennis though .