I keep seeing the new series of The Bachelor advertised on TV. It seems the 'prize' is Gavin Henson, well I suppose it must be some sort of date or holiday with him, rather than legal ownership?!
Am I missing something? Loads of screaming women competing for Charlotte Church's sloppy seconds.
A man with baggage and a dodgy groin who has been charged with disorderly conduct? He's not even particularly attractive.
As prizes on tv shows go, this seems less appealing than even Dusty Bin (showing age), the 'hostess with the mostess' trolleys on Price is Right, a rubber 'Bully' or the frozen chicken that Al Murray offers.