COOKING, doesn't get tougher than this...

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Oi oi saveloy..

Starting this thread now as I have some work to do tonight and will likely forget or leave it to the last minute!

I'm hoping for a mystery box challenge.

Ciao for now

No no no - aubergine is a good vegetable - I am growing it in my garden (and beetroot ) Not keen on okra though - its a bit mucusy

Whta is all this with 'a potato'? Since when does one have potato, singular?

Do you think if I ask nicely they will give me some makeup tips?

Did anyone see my pertinent mandolin question?

[flutters]

No Chaos, do ask again

Habs - Excellent post.

Top drawer

Feckers.

Anyone got a great mandolin there can recommend?

So now I've spelt it wrong.

HOW THE FUCK DID ANNIE GO THRU??!

x-posts, lacuna!

I did, chaos, and spent ages googling pictures of Gabriel the Frog to make a bagpuss joke, but then discovered he played a banjo.

I don't have a mandolin - well, we have a music one - but I would like one. Dare you to start a thread and watch it go all controversial.

I don't use a mandolin - I would have my fingers off before you could say 'amputation'.

Because she didn't fuck anything up. Which is more than you can say for most of them.

Did you see sara's look of sizing up at the veg?

I think she thinks she's in Veg Special Forces.

No sorry

Stop bloody crying you big grizzler.

Yes but she served a poo on some lettuce!

Greg not impressed by tart shocker

I think it's funny when they all say "I came here because I wanted to win" like it's some kind of revelation - well, duh, it's a competition.

I thought it was a prolapse on lettuce?

Excellent, glitter!

Or was the prolapse in the glass?

No, the prolapse was the hummus. Do keep up.

It was a tasty poo :o

Please send destinnnnnnnyyyy home. I can't stand her any longer. And her chicken neck and constant crying

glitter - its what a poo looks like if you've eaten a lot of beetroot - maybe that was where she got the idea.