Huge Ferny-Twatinsall's 'Dad's picnic'

[TheLogLady]

Never have I felt such violet anger towards something on the TV.

What a load of cringworthy, pretentious, fake bollocks.

Fuck - I need a drink to recovery.

It all went Pete Tong, didn't it.

YES BUT NICE MUFFINS.......

I am convinced H F-W was giving letting the tiny baby nibble the muffins.

didn*t see the show, but loooove the thread title

TWAT!

Fucking fucking twat.

oh lets have the chaps round for a picnic in the bluebells (sitting on an increasingly damp rug) with bunting and lemonade (when they'd rather be watching the rugby and having a pint) and the babies (who unfortunately would have preferred to stay at home with their boobs).

and then lets let the 4 month old baby nibble into a muffin because it looks funny for the camera.

contrived twatting shite.

Ha yes I noted the stupid naff trilby one of them was wearing with - a lace up shirt

We have lot of chaps like that round where I live, all brown labrador, nerd glasses wearing prats

AND BREATHE

We watched this the other night and couldn't believe what a hypocrite he is.

There he was playing the perfect father yet who did we witness yelling at his kids in France a few years ago?...yep, Huge Furry Whipping Tool himself.

cheese cloth fucking lace up shite.

Oh guess what folks..

River cottage HQ is going to do a baby/toddler food course.

Didn't see that one coming...

oh i shall not be watching

Yes yes those poor little babies; not one dad had thought to bring anything for them, no hats or drinks or anything no wonder they were all crying at the end.

NORBERT
dish it all

why was it so bad - i didnt see

I bet it was the idea of the producers; they were not 'hands on' dads that's for sure.

I only saw the Harry Hill pisstake which made me lol

FOXY!!!! how are you?
was wearing scarf yest and thought of you
keep your eye out for this years batch!

come to twitter

ha! I thought of you on walking past gap this lunchtime. I have my eyes peeled and my fores skinned (as dh would say).

Yes, dh tells me you are a prolific twitterer now. So I say 'what has she been saying' and he says 'I don't know, I don't understand the half of it' lol

the terror.
i dm ed him for goss once and he didnt reply.
cant remember what now.
oh COME ON THERE.

yes i have 800 followers
the loons

ooerr get you missus

yes, he told me you were fishing for gossip. He can't tell you anything as your Times buddies will squeal.

he could have replied thus
i felt rebuffed
sad

oh dear

he is a vaaary typical man in that sense

he probably didn't even think you expected a reply

I hope you are suitably buffed now.

Same here...I saw it on harry hill, looked like it went really well lol