9th Oct- part two

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Yikes!

Are One Direction going ?

Argggh I just saw Nicolo. Bastard. I like that song.

Double elimination - oh there were more than two shits in tonight's show Dermot!

Haway Geordie Joe. Will he sing live ....

Right, place your bets for the final 3 (placed):

1. One direction
2. Rebecca
3. Wagner (Joking!!!!) Real 3) TreyC

Katie fakie adn Cher will get a sneaky recording deal ala diana knickers and jls.

OMG - just seen Nicolo in recap-
Pwwww-hahahahahaha (pish!)

Oh and there you go. 2 acts will be leaving the competition tomoz, that explains it.

And Joe who? Oh that one that we haven;t seen hide nor hair of, except when he came out. Oh, pardon me if I don't get too excited about that.

Did Dermot just say double eviction tomorrow?

I'd pay money to get rid of Katie, but tactical voting didn't really work too well the last time I tried...

Hmm I used to think Dermot was quite fit but he's lost something .. pleeeeease let Katie be voted out

Yay! Need to get rid of some of the dead wood here quickly.

I think Wagner and Nicolo need to go. I think Belle Amie and Wagner will

Aidans performances remind me of those old Impulse Deoderant adverts, where the arms are stuck to the sides down to their elbows.

nasty multi personality disorder katie has to go, she creeps me out. Niccolo also v forgetable.

Wagner has to stay for sheer surrealist entertainment value.

Missed the last two. Mary was my favourite. But she still wasn't as good as the Yeo Valley farmers (I need help for my obsession, I know...)

I didn't like..... quite a lot of them to be honest. I'd boot out Nicolo, Storm or the girl group.

Damn and blast them for their vote to keep system. If we could vote for who to boot out Katie would have a good chance of going. But as it is we'll be stuck with her for a good few weeks yet. Judges will protect her every chance they get anyway so it would take her being in the bottom 2 at least twice to get her out.

monstermuncher Dermot still does it for me...

Minx - take him with my blessing

Think I'll try to drop it after tomorrow - can't be do with the manipulation that is as subtle as a blimmin sledgehammer

See you tomorrow everybody.

I think belle Amis and the black guy in louis category will be bottom two

Oh, here you all are. I wondered why we seemed to be missing some folk. Are you going to join us tomorrow on the other thread?

Yes, come and play atours tomorrow.

That was the Eurovision X-Factor...

Aw unquiet dad, I was waiting for your cheryl impression. Go on, go on, go on, you will, you will, you will....

The stylist on itv2 has just said that girls all want to look like Cher. Let's brace ourselves for a drug-induced anorexia epidemic then.

Why do you all hate Belle Amie so much?!

Katie's gear made her look as if any moment she was going to lean purposefully on a wobbly console and say "Lieutenant - unleash the photon imploders. I want no human left alive on the surface of Bandrax IV."

Cheryl's just been on the phone. She is, right now, relaxing backstage with a line of coke strong drink, commanding stripped-to-the-waist Nubian slaves to bring her grapes, and saying, "Ah canna fookin believe what a loada shite them lot wuz toneet. Get onter me agent, pet, ah needs to do Stricklee nex yeah, leyke."