Wedding house on c4

[bigchris]

Can't believe what a prat the preggers one is marrying!

what the hell was that noise????

We went to a wedding where the couple sang 'Endless Love' to each other.

My dad and I were laughing so hard we had to step out of the church.

God, they are a simpering couple!

Note how the guests were very tactful:

"I've never been to a wedding like it"

"It was surreal"

Did anyone say "It was weird"?!

This programme has the maddest people ever on it, it really is the most compulsive watching, they are ALL loons.

Ooooh no I missed this! Is it being repeated at all?

I felt sorry for the guest/best man who had to dress up as the March Hare.

I watched this last night whilst busy doing something else but from what I saw:

-Alice in Wonderland wedding -what must the father of the bride thought escorting his daugther up the aisle with her dressed in that bizarre stockings and bloomers outfit

-Turkish wedding -neither of them wanted to get married. In fact I would go so far as to say that they can't seem to stand each other!

-Moulin Rouge -you know how they say that if you rate good looks on a scale of 1-10 then partners tend to be within a point or two of each other...well they were about 8 points apart (Disclaimer -I know theres more to life than looks but this was just an observation that struck me, and others by the sound of it)

-Dalmation wedding -you've all said it already. Barking...literally

Real car crash TV. Disappointed in the Alice in Wonderland dress, looked like something a teenager would wear on a night out. Also the groom's March hare was so OTT that he stood out more than the bride!

Felt so sorry for Dalmatian man when he said he was glad he'd personalised the vows and all she could say was "good".

What was with the make-up artist painting something around the bride's eyes all the time? The red around "Alice" made her look like she'd been crying and the tattoo for the Moulin Rouge lady looked sooo tacky.

The "best" moment must have been Turkish man sulking into the ceremony room at the last moment with a face like he'd just stepped in dog poo because his suit was the wrong colour. And only because his future FIL told him to get a grip. Lucky lady!

pmsl @ seaturtle

The programme was crap. I turned it off after 10 minutes.

I prefer don't tell the bride on bbc3

Yuk yuk yuk at this weeks nekkid couple

I'm with bigchris, Don't Tell The Bride is better.

The aging swingers have put me off my dessert.