Why Do They Even Talk to me in a Morning?

[Tortington]

I am queen bitch intul at least 11am - real people of the world, well they just leave me alone.

Its mufty day. i have to pay an extra fucking £1 each tot he twins so that i can have a morning full of grief.

"where's the pluckers mum?"
"who is in the bathroom, i need to go in thebathroom" dd is shouting whilst i am having my morning shit whilst reasing 'wild nights! wild nights!' by Emily Dickinson. i cant read anything longer you see super fast shitter am i.

I am then informed when ds15 walks downstairs in a shater t-shirt and 3/4 lengths , that he doesn;'t own coat.

i swear to god i am about to explode

i bought him a £45 hoodie one winter ago, where the fuck is it? we argue for 10 mins. and he eventually goes and does when i told him to do - look for it - he could have done this last night when i told him to get stuff ready.
oooh i dont need a coat mum, its not even that cold

its fucking freexing, what will the teachers think of me? i dont care if your cold or not - this is all about me FIND A BLEEDIN COAT

he has gone in one of his older brothers army camo coats. way too big.

be will prolly take it off anyway.

i have no words i am apoplectic

DONT SPEAK TO ME IN THE AM

Ok we won't then!!

good!

hang a sign about your neck explaining in great, graphic detail just what will happen if anyone disturbs you.

Oh and staple ds' coat to his shoulders.

Lol. That is actually how i feel this morning too.

Ds1 told me last night he is finishing with his lovely GF of 2.5 years and i am gutted

aaaawwwwww

i really missed ds's first long term girlfriend
got to know her family and we went out together etc, and they were good people, and then it all went tits up and i missed her terribly

its fecking weird

I cried last night

She is a "nice" girl. Doesn't smoke, has an alco pop with dinner now and again, polite, babysits for the dd's who are 2 and 4 yrs. Very unlike some of her mates. I dread to think what he might bring home next.

She was booked to come on holiday with us in April too. Have told him and her she is still welcome to come for visits to see the girls.

Will be hard cos we got really pally with her parents. Ach well i won't be so quick to welcome them into the family next time anyway!!

Hope your day improves x

my ds old gfs still come round to see me

agree with this morning thing tho - i get up earlier than them get their clothes out ready and have the brekkie stuff ready -all they have to do is eat wash and dress-and still every morning their is a problem they are even driven to school every blardy day by my friend -and still they moan .

cheers babe

and

my bathroom lit. is always going missing - where do i find it?? in ds1 bedroom wtf cant he read his own stuff i am the only woman in this house any woman mag is mine and mine alone!!!!

I hope today gets better. I'm not a morning person either. when I lived at home my mum used to stay in bed until I'd left for work as she is so upbeat and bright in a morning I used to rip her head off.

And DH prefers sex on a morning - yeah right, like that's going to happen!

Relax and breathe custy.

Mine aren't even teenagers yet and I have just been through my usual tirade:

What do you want in your lunchbox?
Do you want crisps or a cereal bar?
No the bananas aren't ripe yet.
Have you done your hair?
Have YOU done YOUR hair? (x4)
Has anyone seen X's book bag?
What do you mean you haven't done your lunch yet?
Where is your jumper?
Come on come on, you have to go now!
Put a clip in your hair.
What have you been doing all this time?
Where is your other shoe?
Put your coat on.
Go and get your coat.
Now where is Y? What is he doing?
You've had 20 minutes to do all this, why haven't you done it?
Just because your father [who I have not seen since Tuesday morning] and I were talking, that does not mean you didn't have to get ready for school.
Why do I have to do everything for you?

Finally get them all out the door and dh informs me he will be late home tonight as he is going to a memorial service for someone I have never heard of before and it is halfway across the country.

Oh well. Relax and breathe.

jolly- you certainly need to get that under conrol - the nex thing you know, you will be having conversations about this seasons pant length.

lilred - ow unfortunate - seriously i grief that you have sparkly mum and morning shag dh - how is it that you attract these people

lol dg

custy he was actually explaining bi polar tohis dad - dh said 'who told you that?'ohhh says ds it was in womans own ......we had such hopes too lol

ds2 had a pic of a page 3 model in the pocket of his altar boy gown -chip off the old block is he!!!

I thought that things would get better now that dd1 (4) can dress herself and wipe her own bum.How wrong was I? It is going to get worse...I just get a load of cheek and backchat now because she has lost hairscrunchies, put vest on upside down etc etc.

This thread is scaring me...

Custy hope all is calm now.

LOL Custardo! I love your posts! You're brilliant!!

oh ..calm...... god is testing me......

ok it was worse that i actually old you originally in that ds was late for work and so i was acutally driving at 7am having woken at 6.55
this should be illegal.

now ds after walking home from work has papers out all over the place becuase he can't remember where his new pin number is.

i ...i....i...i....cant't........keep...my...temper...much longer......

why ty PTm tis v. nice of you.

Relax.....and breathe .... and coffee!

oh god yes with the coffee,

should i risk shouting ds to make me a brew - and having a conversation with him - that i dont want - and then waiting 20 mins----for a shit brew

fuck it - i'll do it miself.

Custy - put your coat on and go for a walk. On the way out tell DS (calmly) that you don't want to see papers everywhere on your return and it'd be nice if he's loaded thw washing machine/dishwasher/whatever too.

Go for a loooonnnnnnnnnnnnnngg walk and a cup of coffee somewhere and RELAX.

Easier said than done I know.

I don't know how I attract these people at all. Luckily, I no longer live with my Mum and DH knows to check what mood I'm n before offering anything other than a cup of tea in bed in the morning.