What are your kids saying?

[Rats]

I heard a friend's kid talking about 'upgrading' a pizza - getting extra toppings!

Is it me, or is anyone else feeling a little left behind by modern day slang. What happened to Skill and Ace?

Are any of your kids saying incomprehesible stuff?.... bovvered?

shizzle can mean a variety of things

few egs

mum 'tidy your room'
kid 'shizzle my nizzle'

meaning no way but depending on tone yeah i will really or deffo no way

mum 'i dont want you doing that'
kid' shizzle'

meaning i dont care but again depends on tone

mate'you comin out'
kid'shizzle my nizzle course i am/ am not'

jus used as a general expression

mate 'ive lost your dvd'
kid'shizzle my nizzle'

meaning oh FGS

trouble is they all sound horrible because of the tone!

Never thought that one day I'd be sitting in front of my computer getting definitions of 'shizzle my nizzle' lol

'Random' used about their friends seems to be a compliment - " Chloe said blah blah blah, it was SOOO random" accompanied by raucous laughter.
When applied to their parents, accompanied by a rolling of the eyes, it doesn't seem quite so complimentary!!!

Ta Penelope.

So it's teenage for "Oh."

Oh.

Wandering trolley thats about right!

Nice food tends to be described as "buff", a fashinable shirt or jacket as "sick" and an event or humerous occurrence as "jokes". Sometimes I feel as if I need a phrasebook.

When they are talking to their friends on the phone, I have absolutely no idea what they are on about. Presumably that is the general idea.

Oh - and the other one - used to describe something of superior quality: "standard" uttered in tones of admiration.

fully sick - really good
mad as - really good

bare = very
chung = good looking
butters = ugly

Really don't want to offend anyone here but "shizzle my nizzle" doesn't mean what a previous poster said. I looked it up on Urban Dictionary.com

Shizzle is directly replaceable with "shit" or "sure". the suffix "izzle" came from the very first rap songs, where the rapper would use "izzle" instead of swearing.

"Shizzle my nizzle!" can translate to "Shit my n**r!"

This might help

"That's well good" "well fast" etc

Kids at school complain if they have "to sit on my bill"

Bill being short for Billy No Mates ie sitting by themselves

Oh my days....

????

"Oh my days" - yes, we get that one, which is weird as prior to dd using it (she's 12 and goes to a girls' school) it was only the ex-London bad boy in my school who I'd ever heard use it.

"Random" - EVERYTHING is random.

"It's all good."

Dsd (11) is always adding "innit" to sentences.

yes 'stressy' and yes 'randomn'

also 'gay' gets way too much air time and tonight dd called ds a 'puff'!!!!!!!!!!!

yes to all that have been mentioned including "shizzle my nizzle"

also "bell" as in "you're a bell" (short for "bell end")

which can be extended to "bell cheese"

"blates" (i.e. abbreviation of "blatantly")

also "bare" meaning "very" (I think)

ah I see bare has been mentioned already

ooh.. we have a different meaning for chung round these parts... it means high or drunk :/

also blud, bruv, bredren and brer are coming into general use..

and if something is very obvious then it's bait

ooh and we have on da real for seriously and on da dl for being discreet

cool = hello/goodbye
linking = seeing someone but not officially going out with them

also trousers must be worn hanging low enough so the wearer looks like he's shat himself

Two of DD's favourites are
'safe' meaning variously Ok , cool, or a greeting
'hench' originally meaning big, now used for good, presumably in the same way as 'great' acquired that meaning

Mine say 'sick' meaning good.
Actually, I hate the upward inflection at the end of their sentences. A whole new accent has evolved.

Stressy or stresshead....and GAY. Everyone is gay according to our 4.
No other saying's are said here. Are my kids normal then, or what??!! {grin}

originally shizzle my nizzle does mean shit my n**er but now it gets used for the reasons listed below. MOst kids wont even know the real meaning tbh