Best way to deal with having sex in my house???

[QueenEagle]

Came downstairs after a bit of impromptu shagging this evening and had to face my 2 teenagers in the lounge who keep looking at me very suspicously and smirking to each other!!!!!!

Oh the shame - it shouldn't be this way round lol!!!! Am skulking on the computer out of their way!!

Tell them to put the kettle on- your parched!

Or

tell them to start clearing out the spare room, they will soon have a baby brother/sister

We find it nigh on impossible with a teenager and a 4 yr old,one or other is always awake and being intrusive.

dd (15), ds1 (13) and ds2 (11) were glued to Primeval which had been skyplussed last night.

We had just put ds3 (4) and ds4 (2) to bed and dh was going to bed to grab a few hours before he does his night shift and, well, you know .

Hell, I shouldn't feel guilty in my own house though, should I? 'Tis quite funny coming downstairs trying to look all innocent and wide eyed and they just know what you've been up to!!

bloody hell 5 kids and shagging in the afternoon?

hats off!

(just don't let them catch you doing it, I have never shaken that image of my parents, yeuch!)

8.30pm preggerspoppet

Couldn't you say you were tidying your bedroom? Or were you very noisy?!!

I screamed, slightly.

Erm, mummy and daddy playfighting? No, that just doesn't work anymore!

I think you should casually glance at your foot, and say, "goodness me, I really did hurt my big toe when I stubbed it on the wardrobe yesterday ..."