Exclusive insights into the life of a teen.

[PiscisTerra]

I'm gonna answer the questions about the newest generation which baffle you the most.

How much statistics do you study, Piscis?

Op I'm going to let you in on a secret.

We were teenagers once.

Shhhhh.

What are this week's lottery numbers ?

Keep my teen into that kinda stuff - he's a free spirit. He decides what he's into. Not me. Why is it good that he's into jazz when it's unpopular with young people?

I'm not a fan of Christine and the Queens either. But somebody must be as she seems to be appearing everywhere.

Do you consider older people to be speciesist?

Do you have any opinions on gender fluidity/non-binary identification? Do you think that elderly people have relevant knowledge and skills?

Actually, plenty of teenagers have children of their own so you are not the "newest generation"

Soz

Yawn.

What's bludcart mean?

What are your views on porn?

No they don't, not any of the teens I know... I think you are trying too hard dear

Why would any teen want to hang out on mumsnet?
I'm a teen and I've been hanging out on mumsnet for several months though I don't usually post anything - I'm not a parent so I've hardly got a right to! Occasionally I see a post where I think the op might find some input from a teen helpful. Mostly I just lurk around because it's fascinating to learn a little more about how adults view my generation as a whole. It's also interesting to be able to compare my experiences of life to those of other teens. I really hope I'm not overstepping any boundaries by posting this but if I am I won't hesitate to go back to innocently lurking.

Why can't teenagers see that doing the trout pout thing that they ALWAYS do when taking a selfie is hilariously awful and comical AND NOT AT ALL SEXY AND FLATTERING!

Ffs it's like Zoolander!

Ooh we haven't had any teensplaining for a few weeks.

I was a teenager once and I have two of my own now. Not much of a mystery really. I can ask my own teenagers if I have a query.

The Teenager topic is for parents of teens not teens themselves.

Cannabis smells like wet dogs.