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13 year old dd has a dirty mind

16 replies

17leftfeet · 23/12/2013 10:13

I can't say anything without her erupting into giggles

Examples -going through the Starbucks drive through and I shut the window. 10 yo asks why as I've not got the drinks so I say I'm getting wet -queue lots if giggles

10yo doing her history homework and says she is going to t-bag it to make it look old -13 yo practically collapses in fits if giggles

For one thing, how the hell does she know what t-bagging is? But when will this stop?

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hootloop · 23/12/2013 10:17

Not sure it will ever stop, I 30 and still giggle whaen something is described as moist.

specialsubject · 23/12/2013 12:13

I thought t-bagging was a sailing term...

you could yell 'stop being so childish' but then she is 13...

reeta30 · 23/12/2013 12:23

I've had to ask DH what t-bagging was. He has offered to show me!

MyNameIsKenAdams · 23/12/2013 12:26

Best way to stop - ask.her.

"What is "getting wet" then, DD?"

"Explain tea bagging to me, DD"

Shame her.

CalamityKate · 23/12/2013 12:28

Roll your eyes and tell her she sounds about 3.

Stricnine · 23/12/2013 13:31

definitely ask if she understands the terms.. however been prepared to explain them can only end badly :)

Trills · 23/12/2013 13:36

Snigger :o

Mrsantithetic · 23/12/2013 14:17

Id ask her to explain what's funny.

Watch her cringe. Wink

Beastofburden · 23/12/2013 14:23

What is t bagging?

Of course she won't get better but soon she will do it behind your back, HTH :)

Beastofburden · 23/12/2013 16:10

Ewwww

The second one is socks, right?

Hawkmoth · 23/12/2013 16:17

Haha teabagging!

Coconutty · 23/12/2013 16:20

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neiljames77 · 23/12/2013 16:30

I couldn't stand it when my daughters realised what certain terms meant. I'm not sure whether it's me realising I'm getting old or them growing up. When my eldest was 15, she sniggered when she overheard someone talking about tromboning.

17leftfeet · 23/12/2013 16:45

I think it's made me realise she's growing up! Quite scary really plus I'm a prude and get really embarrassed but I'm very good at pretending it doesn't phase me

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WireCatGlitteryBaubles · 23/12/2013 16:46

11 year old son is the same. Sigh.

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