Maybe you will remember that Our Boy got paired up with an older but flighty female, Beyoncé, almost 3 years ago. I'm very sorry to report that Our Boy is looking rather unwell. He must be at least 6 years old now and has had 3 happy years of wedded bliss. But for the last few weeks he has not been himself and now he is generally listless, hanging about in a corner and not even interested in rumble strutting with his cardboard tube.
I don't think this will end well and am sad that we didn't get to spring and a chance to frolic in the spring grass.
Beyoncé meanwhile is a poor nurse. Mainly interested in eating his tempting cucumber slices and generally mooching around with her disreputable hair wheeking loudly at the sound of any potential food like rustling.