Hi everyone, have you missed me? 
My computer is broken and DH work laptop gave up the ghost as well. He's got a new one but I can't use it much.
Thursday DD2 school was closed for polling and DD1 was home 'ill', last minute study for GCSE in bed asleep. DD2 and I always make the most of unexpected days off and I took her to the rink to skate on patch time.
First 'phone call from DD1, could I bring her a Greg's sausage roll no we were going to be out all day . I'll hand in my Mumsnet membership now shall I? 
Second 'phone call "Mum guess where the guinea pigs were when I looked up from cooking my turkey dinosaurs?" (Yes the guinea pigs do eat better than the kids )
Millie with her big white bum was spotted under the trampoline, happily munching what the lawn mower can't reach. DD1 went out but Millie ran deeper into the undergrowth. DD1 had to crawl under the trampoline to get her.
Coco, brown coat was completely hidden in the flower bed by the fence. But a guilty squeak gave her away and she was swiftly caught.
Strangely, Naughty Girl was the only piggie who had been good and stayed in their summer house. All girls had a telling off and put back indoors in their hutch. No more outdoor fun that day 
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What had happened was in the morning, I had moved the run to a fresh piece of grass. I hadn't noticed the ground was uneven. As the piggies had eaten away the grass, they revealed a gap and slipped under for an adventure 
When We got home we were met with sad we have no food looks and teen DD1 saying it was just well she was home to study or we would have lost them forever. Ok I'll give her that one