I am fit and 33 and size 8 - 10.
I suggest to dh that I might go with a 'union jack' theme for the ceremony, but dh made a face like this
The ceremony will consist of tea and cakes in the Banqueting Suite of the local town hall, several of my friends are coming and I am chuffed as it will mean I will be able to stay in your glorious country and get my old job back (hopefully).
I have short, spikey mid-life crisis / old punk hair and I was thinking of going with a union jack t-shirt (think assymetric, long line with sequins / studs) some wet look leggins / skinny black jeans and heels. I may have my nails done with a union jack type design on them. I may even have the shape shaved into my hair (seriously).
Will youn ladies find me the perfect punky outfit or persuade me to wear a Boden tea dress?! Hmm...