Holy God, my haircut is beyond dire

[Ronaldinhio]

I look like Michael Douglas or Liono (?) according to dh
If I squint the best I can salvage is a bit like Anthea Turner which was never a look I was after
Help please

pic please

then i can judge

like this
I have no understanding of how to post photos of myself

I sent a photo of myself to my friend today and she phoned me up to laugh

not good

no! I know it will grow but in the meanwhile I'm very

Can you go for a super short style? I'm loving the hairstyle of Dr Xanthe Mallett from bbc2 history cold case at the moment.

Couple of photos of her on here

Poor Ronaldinhio.
I feel your pain.

I've woken up this morning and it's like this

I'm almost thinking some sort of headband or a backcombed quiff with a clip??

My cousin has remarked that it's quite Jed Bartlett

And, if you're like me, say "Thanks, that's lovely" as you part with the cash

I am a fairly assertive individual but it flies out the window in the salon

she said "you like it really choppy and messy right?"
Me "yes (smile)"
then she dried it like a American weather girls hair apparently for a different look

i hated it

told her i liked it (farking hell)

then once washed at home i realised that she had dried it like that not because she wanted a different look but because it was the only way that my hair now went

You poor thing. Had the same experience myself once - I said short at the back and longer at the front please. I think the hairdresser heard longer at the back and short at the front. I cried when I got home, and wore lots of hairbands for the next two months.

I hate it when they get out the SMALL radial brush, because you know you're goingto end up looking like a 60 year old virgin.
I had my hair cut last week, much loved hairdresser- but even so, popped back a day later as I didn't kike the fringe.
Sorted now- but it is hell when your hair is crap.
And when dh says "but do YOU like it?".
Can you get it redone?

Oh dear, is it reparable into a meg ryan-esque crop?

maybe a crop but I'm 31 weeks preg and hiding under the security of my hair
well at least i was......

Flatten it down a bit - make it really choppy

and wear a flower at all times to tell the world you're a girl

see it's threads like me that remind me why I have been sporting pretty much the same hair cut of the last 20 years.....total fear of what could be done to me....

I remember having a cut at Toni and Guy when I was 30 weeks pregnant and 15 stone (awful time). I came out with a pudding bowl affair, which made my already swollen face look like a lump of dough. I remember sobbing in Debenhams toilet.
There are NO photos of me at that time.....

But Ronald, you've broken the Golden Rule of pregnancy!

Don't go for radical hairstyling...

Congrats, btw. I'm 31w too. Hope you're feeling well otherwise

sorry deaddei I had to laugh at that!

Lion-o?

Thundercats - Ho!

I do sympathise. I once had my hair cut and coloured a few days before my BIL's wedding. I came out looking like a badger, then when the hairdresser tried to put it right a few days later, she made it go green!! It was so awful we didn't actually go to the wedding iirc.