I am a pale and delicate flower, who needs to take care in the sun. I don't crave being a walking Caramac but I do prefer a healthy golden glow especially this time of year when the legs come out of hibernation. I don't want to be sprayed by a human but I do fancy a booth.
Are they any good?
How long will I smell like weetabix for?
It is obligatory to turn a nasty, tacky deep orange, or are their 'shades' or degrees of tan?
How many days will I need to hide in the house for, before it settles down and I can go out in public without looking like one of the professional dancers from Strictly?
How much does it cost and how long will it last?
Thank you ladies!