I must be having a mid life crisis, I have bought white tiny shorts

[TrinityMeemaRhino]

and whore red nail varnish and lipstick

I'm a size ten
get id'ed for fags
got beached blonde hair

but still I mean come on

I mean I'm a meema now

ugh I love them though

and I desperately wanted the shiny pink heels I saw today

i have three pairs of white shorts
one tiny
one denim
one tailored

I bet you look fabulous!

Stop boasting trinity

I have a denim mini that barely covers my knickers.

Mutton-tastic but hey - who cares

oh ok then I wont care
I like it

thanks guys

the kew denim skirts are vair nice
but also found nice one sin gap oolay villarge

My STRUMPET klaxon is going off

lol cyb

I dont back comb my hair or wear false lashes

its not strumpet, its erm.... well, erm...