Before getting pregnant with my son, I had quite a sizeable yet shapely bot, sticking out a bit, causing a certain amount of trouble in finding trousers big enough for the arse that still fitted in the waist. Everything was rather larger than ideal, but I'm in my 40s, and a realist.
Now, eight months post-partum, my arse is seriously flat. I've lost weight, but mainly from the buttocks, it seems. A friend calls it 'M&S jeans bum', and reckons it happens to lots of women after having a baby.
Lord. Say it isn't so. Can it be true?