NO HELLS, here's my plan.
LTEC goes in store to try on dress. LTEC's potential as aging, plus size model is spotted by secret scouts, who are working for Warehouse in preparation for new mature plus size range. LTEC gets loads of free clothes under contract thus not breaking terms of MN thread promise. LTEC then gets thin but under terms of contract is still entitled to lovely things!!
LTEC then also has the love of lovely MNers who are grateful for detailed report of said dress.
besides which, have been cooped up indoors all day and even a trip to a strip-lit High St shop sounds pretty good to me right now
Not spending, promise. Promise!!