Oh god xmas do tomorrow, I didnt lose that stone I said I would and I need help!

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It's dps works do, nothing too fancy just drinks somewhere. Now I hardly go out but Ive got a dress I can wear, and shoes but as I hardly ever go out Im out of practise in heels. Plus Im not convinced they completely match but Im not buying more Ive got a pair of those spanx that I thought I might try but how the hell do you go to the loo in them?! Looks pretty difficult.

Anyhoo any tips to help me feel less crap and wobbly would be much appreciated!

On the other hand I could stay home in my comfy clobber and finish making my xmas pickles

Have a little practise tottering up and down in your heels today - spanx are great for confidence cos they give you a nice smooth shape might be an idea to practise the wee hole technique today while you are sober have the time.

Go and have a great time the pickling can wait!

You could try body wrap tomorrow morning. I saw this on This Morning a couple of days ago and although The Santuary Trim and Tone Body Wrap was messy the tester lost 19cm!

I know it's just fluid loss but 19cm!.

Wear fab make up, lovely hair, smile a lot, wear spanx and stand tall.

Every other woman there will be having the same trepidatious feelings as yourself.

Pretend you know what you are doing and it will be fine

Ooh I dont think I could wee through that gap I was never able to squat and wee either lol What if you get wee everywhere?! Should I take spare knicks for when I inevitably fail?

Thanks all! Im jittery already. Best go upstairs and try some clobber on. x

Oh I never use the wee hole on spanx. I find they are quite easy to get up and down when you get used to it - even when pissed!

Don't chance it or you will probably end up with wee on your dress or something. Just practise pulling them up and down. Do a wiggle from side to side as you do it - it helps!

I'd had my holdy-in underwear contraption for months before I discovered the wee hole thing Am not very confident with it and always panic I will end up peeing all over myself The same kind of panic I used to get in the stand up toilets abroad when I would strip off my lower half in case I wet myself!

I too have a work do (tonight ahhh) and am relying on a new hair cut, above mentioned underwear and pair of heels to make up for the stone that has had a whole year to go