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What's with cheryl and slitty trousers? She looks a tosser

57 replies

hohoholepew · 10/12/2009 18:39

yuk

Or is it a skirt?
Still yuk

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CybilLiberty · 10/12/2009 18:40

gawd she has TERRIBLE style. really really dreadful

hohoholepew · 10/12/2009 18:41

Sha always has really shiney legs

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midnightexpress · 10/12/2009 18:43

She looked great in the last season of X-Factor - v elegant and lovely, but something's gone terribly wrong this year. All those horrid short dresses and shoe-boot things that look like hooves. Yeuch.

ArizonaBarker · 10/12/2009 18:43

It's an oriental-style dress.

Do you know nowt about high fashion, you bag-lady?

AnyFuckerForAMincePie · 10/12/2009 18:44

she has terrible cankles

midnightexpress · 10/12/2009 18:47

looks like one classy barbed wire tat on her upper thigh too.

AnyFuckerForAMincePie · 10/12/2009 18:48

very pretty face though

tulpe · 10/12/2009 18:50

I have cankles too

Cheryl gives me hope that I am not alone in not wanting to forever hide my dreadful disfigurement under trousers.

AnyFuckerForAMincePie · 10/12/2009 19:03

aww, tulpe

display your ankles loud and proud !!

if saint cheryl < convicted violent criminal> can get away with it, so can you

CybilLiberty · 10/12/2009 19:04

Beyonce (who I ADORE) always wears those god awful shiney American tan tights too. They look bad, man

dexter73 · 10/12/2009 19:05

I like her hair shorter.

AnyFuckerForAMincePie · 10/12/2009 19:05

Beyonce has thunder thighs too

she can crack walnuts with 'em

and wears a wig

also a verrry pretty face, however

SCargot · 10/12/2009 19:06

yes this year she has tried to shwocase new designers
not good
last season better

CybilLiberty · 10/12/2009 19:07

I saw her live 2 years ago with dd, she was unfeasably talented, sang like a diva, danced like a ...fantastic dancey thing and generally blew us all away. Apart from the 40 denier tan tights

cornsilklikeshumous · 10/12/2009 19:07

So those hideous boots are to disguise the cankles then?

AnyFuckerForAMincePie · 10/12/2009 19:12

yup

saint cheryl < convicted violent criminal> has commented herself on her rather thick ankles

MrsMattie · 10/12/2009 19:13

She is way over-styled. She's naturally so pretty, she doesn't need frying pan-tits on her dresses and weird slitty trews.

IQuibbleThereforeIAm · 10/12/2009 20:25

at least the hair extensions are gone

hohoholepew · 10/12/2009 20:45

Bag lady !

Davina has cankles also.

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AnyFuckerForAMincePie · 10/12/2009 20:56

are they IQ ?

hohoholepew · 10/12/2009 20:57

Are they tights cybil? I was trying to figure out the other day, her legs look like Barbies.

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tulpe · 10/12/2009 21:01

Thanks AF. If anyone asks why I am daring to flash me cankles tomorrow I shall say "because MNers have decreed it may be so"

Perhaps we should rename her Saint Chezzer of the Cankle?

Much better without hair extensions.

Dannii far more on the money wrt style this season.

Does Davina really have cankles? Am usually an avid cankle spotter......Lily Allen, for example, has a mean cankle.

hohoholepew · 10/12/2009 21:04

look at Davina!well I never

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midnightexpress · 10/12/2009 21:10

Colleen also becankled.

AnyFuckerForAMincePie · 10/12/2009 21:17

ohhh yes, Lily Allen is huuuuugely be-cankled

she has the associated fat knees too

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