... and I never even really had them.
I need new winter boots. I love these (although in black) and have saved up for them with my new part-time-work-and-nursery-fees income. They are fabulous, and I could see me skipping off to work or play in them.
So with great glee, I went my local branch of Schuh this week, the day after my birthday. None in stock in black in my size so I tried them on in red for size. Side zip a bit stiff, but did up. Ordered my size (8) in black.
Went to pick up new uber-boots today. Tried them on. No way were they going to do up. Skinny Emo tennage shop assistant looked very concerened as crazy middle age mum was wrestling with zips. Had to admit defeat and leave my fabulous boots in shop. I am bereft.
Don't tell me to look at Duo boots. I have had two pairs, and both have been a bit pants.