I went to a Jack Wills store today and man aged

[InterruptingKid]

to knock a mannequin and a suitcase ( filled) onto the floor.
with a deadening thump

then later on half the baubles of the xmas tree.

I read that as a man aged.... Am slightly disappointed now as I thought there would be a salacious story involving a Young Maan.

Are you auditioning to be the next Norman Wisdom?

I was expecting that to be

a man aged about 12 served me at the counter

but then that wouldn't be a man would it

ignore me

its a very confusing shop.
Buit i can see why the youth like it.
I tell you there was nothing left standign by the time i exited

Does yours have dead pheasants strewn around too?

Ah, finally got the title, was also looking for aged chap.

However I really don't get the £7.99 pyjama trousers in saggy cotton cehcks and tartans for £49.99.

they have shiney yooths in there

did you go to gunwharf

jack wills is ridiculous price
we get catalogue which dd and her friends have a sreaming laugh at the prices

You were getting yourself one of these little beauties to wear at the Christmas party!

what the FUCK?

were you pissed?

they probably thought you had dementia, that store is for teenagers with large allowances

Better that than Hollister, it's so dark you'd have knocked over the aged man!

?????

Jesus fuck! Who pays that much for disposable clothes. And they left an 's' off the 'jodhpur'

Hahaha Frites - just followed your link! And matching earmuffs at only £34!

it wasnt dark
i just felt like a very very clumsy person

PAAN - my DD! It's crap but it's her hard earned money. Makes me want to sob when she spends £40 on a t shirt.

They have their own version of Mumsnet on the website. Hahahahahahhahahaha.

I quite like the blankets acksherley

Ewww... Makes Xenia look tame...

IK

I am so glad that I am not the only one who could successfully perform this feat of clumsiness in a store where one wishes to remain anonymous and blend in to background

Hope you have recovered!

"you clearly are rather judgemental"
Future MNetters, non?