why do SO MANY WOMEN have jeans that are too short fgs

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and have them flapping about above the heel ofa boot.

ladies you need jeans for flats and jeans for heels

Macaroon, you were right about the marthas -- v. v. good. But only available in v. limited colours in teh Tall range.

Currently seem to have been replaced by Ellas which at least come in black. Am v. tempted, and they take paypal too, so can spend my ebay earnings.

ooh how do you think replaced? they are diffo surely?

well it's alright for people with money.

Beggars can't be choosers

yy, but there are no Marthas in the Tall range atm. Maybe there are in the normal range? I didn't venture in there cos I is a fraek wot needs 36" leg length.

ooh OMdB are you a 12?

Ah, I see you normal people can still buy marthas, and wot is more you can buy black ones.

Hmf.

only if I stick my tummy right out and put my skiing stuff on.

Sadly I am only an 8 if nekkid.

oh yes i remmber htis
we need to find a size 8 er who can give you things

What are marthas?

Either that or I eat more pies and become a size 12

odmb - are you skinny?

Because they shrink a tiny bit each time I wash them, and three months after buying perfectly fitting jeans I catch a glimpse of myself in a shop window with ankle flappers and massive muffin top.

um, maybe?

But if it's any concollation I have no chest

Martha jeans from Top Shop.

Straight rather than skinny, so not too tight around the calves. V. flattering and comfy.

I dunno about this I think people are the same over all trousers
lack of long mirrors?
not to do with being too long in the leg as I'ma 34 and can happily get jeans long enough for boots although I don't really wear la beckham 6 in heels

That's OK then. I have a chest! I'd rather not as it gets in the way when I'm running. I have to wear a contraption

They shrink so become "work jeans". Therefor the long jeans are for "best".