Autumn/Winter tops for a stylless, cold fat girl?

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have to go shopping as am too cold and fat for all my clothes.

I a clueless.
I wear jeans mostly. Need tops to keep me warm and hide the fat bits (tum, hips, arms, bum etc.

Any ideas of shapes?

Am also poor.

Hip length cardigans very 'in'

liking the idea of cardi but will i not look a bit pauline fowler?

it depends on your shape. i am an apple and it is disaster, more like arthur fowler. therefore it must be rather nice on a pear.

i like a nice v neck with jeans or skirt and tights. or a uniqlo jumper dress with skinny jeans / leggings.

am waaay to chunky for anything involving skinny in the title or leggings.
am curvey - all over big curves.

well what shape are your jeans? is your bottom wider than your shoulders?

bottom about the same as shoulders. jeans are bootleg ones.

also need a coatthat doesn't make me look like a bear.

and am a bit of a lentil weaver so can't do smart.

somethign a bit tunicy?

have bought 2 cardis and a poncho. is a poncho a huge fashion no no?