I have just bought FOIL leggings - guess why

[NoahDear]

here they are the beryooties

no one love the,?

do you have a turkey in want of a coat?

Are you going to an 80's themed fancy dress party?

Going exploring in snow and wanted something other than a tinfoil blanket for hypothermia?

Need them to wrap up a chicken?

those are farkin' hideous and you are too old for them

Patrick Swayze memorial Flashdance party?

i rather like em
i think the assistante thought " firrgin hell what IS she thinking"

to give you another clue i considered this dress too but then decided I was spending enough ££ on crap..

Go on then, why?

And to wear with what? Pirate shirt for Spandau Ballet tribute party?

he he

oooh....I got it.

You finally decided to never have sex again and thought wearing those was the way to do that.

Madonna lookalike gig?

He he
no its fancy dres you are right.

Got it!
You're secretly Cyndi Lauper!

Aaaaahhh bad taste party.

no as cruella de vil
have balck dress
white and balck wig
and dalmation gloves

are you actually going as a turkey?

wear a big bird outfit over the top, you will look fab

What colour did you get? I have something similar in black.

Are you going as a turkey?

i rather like em on tbh - they arent very shiny, rather than heavy on the lycra opaques

x-posts

Halloween!!

you need cigarette holder