Dh came back from town with a bikini bottom for me. As per usual it has string ties. I have tried telling DH that I object to looking like a string of sausages on the beach but he insists that he has seen somewhere that it is the right style for my body shape. Ha! Ha ha!
What shape is the most concealing flattering for a tall person with hips. Or do I have to beat him over the head until he buys me a one-piece or Victorian bathing costume?