Might it be easier if we just make the definitive list of what is NAFF?

[KingRolo]

Fascinators
French rolls
Boden Mac

but not floor length skirts

and

T shirts with cartoon characters on

Those clown necklace monstrosities are seen in the Stockport, Greater Manchester area! Think Shameless!? What I find odd is Older mums in jumpers and leggings will wear them with about 10 other gold neclaces all intertwinwed and sort of 'mucky' and young girls will wear them with their leggings dress, belt etc (new look) clothing! Apparently the bigger the clown the bigger the status!

oh brown sounds nice

i'll stick to my slogan t-shirts, jeans and trainers with my gold clown necklace and blowjob earrings

PMSL at that drunk.

Surely that's not real? Is it?

It seems these moveable monstrosities may have taken over from the massive gold coin signet rings which used to be worn in a similar way. God I wanted one of those when I was 8. I used to pore over the Argos catalogue choosing which would be best. Now I realise they were actually NAFF.

Everybodyneeds - love your name.

this bear looks unhappy.

I think the drunk (on a lampost) is real. However, I notice there are no customer reviews yet. Could it be that nobody has ever bought one?

Do you know what? I don't think I've ever seen anyone wearing one of those clown necklaces!

I'm obviously not mixing in the right/wrong circles

aw you're mean, i used to work with a really sweet girl who had that clown thing. she loved gold. wore tons of it.

Thanks Janeite. It's a shame it doesn't all fit on though.

janeite I think a cool black bra under a cool white top can actually look quite...cool.

I went to school with a girl who worn a clown, she was nice, I was in her circle but she was removed when it turned out she was dealing drugs!

Maybe if you are Kate Moss. Not the average woman in the Bullring on a Saturday afternoon.

Buying clothes from H&M kids and wearing them after you're 30.

Why?

Because they're kids clothes and also

thinking it's something cool/to aspire to - being the size of a 12 year old/underweight.

I wear kids clothes, well kid's shorts and vest tops in the garden. Tis cheaper than the adult sized equivalent!

I don't aspire to be the size of 12yo and underweight, its just the way I am and its a bloody pain in the arse most of the time!

Kate Moss always wears black boots with jeans so it must be cool!!!
In fact if Kate Moss wore a wolf fleece with a clown chain they would be the next fashion must-have!

I still own a pair of winter PJ's I got when I was 12 - they were hardly worn and got put in a suitcase - so as they're still in good condition and still fit - I wear them.

I'm also currently sat wearing a Tesco 13-14yr boys fleecy jumper (which was bought especially for me)

I wear kids clothes all the time. I'm 5'2 and size 8. They fit better than most adult clothes and are cheaper.
My neighbour passes down stuff for DD from her 11 year old, and I raid the bags first. Two pairs of shoes I wear most came from her!

I'm not underweight either, just small.

Just to go back to the naff list again. There is a mum at school that wears tracksuit bottoms and heels. Today they were wedges.

ahh - can I be crowned naffest MNer of the day?

M&S T-shirt top
Tesco (child) fleecy jumper
Blue jeans
Trainers

Next anything
Over styled hair
Track suits unless at the gym

plastic handbags pretending to look like leather

fake anything

Next stuff with NEXT emblazoned on it

sweatshop shit

Agree with most of this BUT i saw a really nice skrit in peruna the other day

this but in blue
www.marksandspencer.com/gp/product/B002ERH3VQ/ref=cm_rv_thx_view/277-5931311-7146421?ie=UTF8&mnSBran d=core

Black boots/shoes are fine with jeans. I would look pretty naff if I wore my brown ones because I'm wearing a black top. Is this ok? Will I be laughed out of polite society?

still brown I htink
tbh depends on the rinse of the jeans for me. and cut of the boot