"hello, my name is blue cow, I'm 43 and I don't know how to wear clothes"
(this is part ii - part i in another thread is that dresses don't fit as my waist is in the wrong place)
Why don't trousers fit me? They slip and rest messily on my hips, so look fine from the front but baggy from the back. And slip all over my sling-backs, although that may be a different problem altogether.
I don't have a big backside, but stomach is a long way from flat. Should I just stick to skirts?!