On Friday, I looked in the mirror and thought "Hmm, no chance of getting that waxed off today" (Bank Holiday) so smeared some rather old hair removal cream over my upper lip.
Wiped it off, no result, so slapped some equally old but different cream on, thought "Ow! That's a bit hot", wiped it off, and sure enough, there's a little burn!
Thankfully, it's only a small patch, and healing quite well, but I did have the piss taken out of me!
Can anyone sympathize and tell me their worst disasters?